# Names for masturbation

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 21, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099 "2002-05-21T14:43:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099/21 "2002-05-22T05:32:25Z")

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“burnishing the chia pet”

it’s kind of an inside joke, but I still like the phrase.

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**Author:** ![Sephiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@Sephiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sephiroth)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099/22 "2002-05-22T05:45:47Z")

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Guitar solo.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099/23 "2002-05-22T09:28:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zanshin \*  
> \*\*And my personal favorite:  
> Roughing up the suspect \*\*

That’s funny. 😃

I was liked punishing Percy.

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**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099/24 "2002-05-22T18:50:49Z")

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Um, why is in the pit exactly? 😕 Is someone mad that there aren’t enough names for masturbation? Are there member of the Simian Anti-Defamation League that don’t want to see any monkey"s spanked? Just curious.

I’ve always liked the phrase “pulling your pud”😉

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**Author:** ![Chekmate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@Chekmate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chekmate)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099/25 "2002-05-22T19:21:39Z")

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> Um, why is in the pit exactly?

Just following the lead from the thread about the different words for sex.

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**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099/26 "2002-05-22T19:34:31Z")

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Oh. OK.

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**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099/27 "2002-05-22T22:35:06Z")

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Rallying the troops.

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**Author:** ![Sanscour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f475e1/32.png) [@Sanscour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanscour)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-masturbation/110099/28 "2002-05-23T00:54:54Z")

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Stroking the albino Python  
Squeezing the cream filled donut

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