# Names for our illustrious president **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![catflea12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@catflea12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catflea12)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/1 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")
I was calling him Agent Orange, then Cadet Bone Spurs. Flaming asshole lasted awhile, then what someone here called him, the orange shit-gibbon. Now I have evolved into Donald J Thump, the giant toe-head, because his head looks like a giantic hairy big toe. Edited to add the orange fuckstick might come up next. ---
**Author:** ![Kelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@Kelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kelby)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/2 "2018-11-11T16:17:45Z")
Cheeto Benito. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/3 "2018-11-11T16:19:23Z")
The Howling Yam. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/4 "2018-11-11T16:20:01Z")
TTTTrump. The first three T’s stand for “Temper Tantrum Toddler”. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/5 "2018-11-11T16:30:24Z")
Tangerine nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/6 "2018-11-11T16:37:40Z")
Small Hands ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/7 "2018-11-11T16:53:27Z")
Loser Donald Trump Donnie Two Scoops ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/8 "2018-11-11T16:55:24Z")
I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: “failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump”. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/9 "2018-11-11T16:58:59Z")
I’m partial to Dolt 45. ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/10 "2018-11-11T17:02:08Z")
I’m just gonna stick with Liar In Chief ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/11 "2018-11-11T17:11:38Z")
The Hate Pumpkin Old Dickory The Elderly Bald And Wrinkled Daughter-Fucking Con Artist ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/12 "2018-11-11T17:11:46Z")
Mango Mussolini ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/13 "2018-11-11T17:14:48Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: “failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump”. Yep, couldn’t complain about ‘Fake News’ with that headline. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/14 "2018-11-11T17:20:01Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Tangerine nightmare. Does he have his own sound-track? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/15 "2018-11-11T17:25:14Z")
The Orange stain on the Whitehouse. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/16 "2018-11-11T17:33:33Z")
I’d settle for Mr. Trump But in keeping with the spirit of the thread: +1 for Dolt 45 or Swamp Drainer ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/17 "2018-11-11T17:46:16Z")
The Short-Fingered Vulgarian. Always go for the classics. Points for Cadet Bone Spurs, though, which pinpoints both his hypocrisy and his cowardice. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/18 "2018-11-11T17:57:01Z")
DOTUS is my go-to. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/19 "2018-11-11T18:05:11Z")
For now I’m sticking with President Trump. I started it out of respect for the office, but then found that it makes an excellent foil for the inevitable shit storm to follow. “President Trump publicly insulted porn star and former mistress. . .” See how that flows? If you start it with "The Trumpster fire . … " then the behavior sort of normalizes. What else would you expect from “Hair Gropenfuhrer”? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/20 "2018-11-11T18:13:10Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > DOTUS is my go-to. SCROTUS (So Called Ruler Of The United States) Credited to Elayne Boosler [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355.md?page=2)