# Names for our illustrious president

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/181 "2019-02-13T22:48:47Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> \*\*I change it up. \*\*Occasionally I’ll use президент Trump.

For the bolded, figured I’d plonk in the following:

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21473722&postcount=13](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21473722&postcount=13)

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**Author:** ![road\_lobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d78d45/32.png) [@road\_lobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/road_lobo)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/182 "2019-02-15T11:44:10Z")

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President Evil

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/183 "2019-02-15T12:49:19Z")

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243-pound tub of shit

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/184 "2019-02-15T13:50:49Z")

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Mangled apricot hellbeast

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**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/185 "2019-02-15T16:58:47Z")

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Needy Amin.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/186 "2019-02-15T21:27:02Z")

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> [@Crybaby\_Boobie](#):
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> Needy Amin.

Dinky Amin!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/187 "2019-02-15T22:18:48Z")

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Where’s (The) Wall-Dough?

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/188 "2019-02-18T11:26:45Z")

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MarALardass is trending on Twitter right now.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/189 "2019-02-19T00:06:42Z")

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Just saw a great one I’d never heard before.

Traitortot

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/190 "2019-02-19T00:41:33Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Just saw a great one I’d never heard before.
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> Traitortot

Ha! Love that one! It’d work for his base too.

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**Author:** ![catflea12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@catflea12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catflea12)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/191 "2019-02-19T12:52:07Z")

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I like the Mar-A-Lardass one. Traitertot is good, too.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/192 "2019-04-26T13:26:52Z")

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Probably too late and too contrived to rival a ‘Crooked Hillary’, but [Deranged Donald](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/04/26/george-conway-slammed-trump-deranged-donald-new-nickname-was-born/?utm_term=.ffc8e1914059) does have a nice ring to it.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2019, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/193 "2019-04-27T23:57:06Z")

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Donnie Doll Hands

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2019, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/194 "2019-04-28T15:14:28Z")

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Lately going for the subtle by calling him “alleged billionaire Donald trump”.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/195 "2019-05-12T13:58:37Z")

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Brokeahontas

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/196 "2019-05-12T18:10:42Z")

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President TRoll

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/197 "2019-05-12T22:35:24Z")

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“Brokehontas,” mentioned by Fear Itself, appears to have coined by Bill Maher in his May 10 show:

> <https://twitter.com/billmaher/status/1127099354047631362>

It’s a big hashtag on Twitter, now, as is “Billion Dollar Loser”:

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> The hashtag #BillionDollarLoser trended on Twitter on Wednesday after a New York Times report detailed President Donald Trump‘s business and financial woes spanning nearly a decade in the ’80s and ’90s.

[Twitter Critics Slam 'Billion Dollar Loser' Donald Trump After Investigation Into Previous Finances Woes](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/twitter-critics-slam-apos-billion-012803600.html)

The first one is being criticized as being as disrespectful to American Indians/Native Americans as is Trump’s original taunting of Elizabeth Warren, but the second one seems to be controversy-free.

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**Author:** ![Mitchwtx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mitchwtx/32/7786_2.png) [@Mitchwtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mitchwtx)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/198 "2019-05-13T20:18:51Z")

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Orange Julius Caesar (from Greg Proops)

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/199 "2019-05-13T22:11:24Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> “Brokehontas,” mentioned by Fear Itself, appears to have coined by Bill Maher in his May 10 show:

This is my new favorite, because it reminds him that we know he’s a failed businessman and it handily defuses his favorite nickname for Warren.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/200 "2019-05-13T23:00:27Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> This is my new favorite, because it reminds him that we know he’s a failed businessman and it handily defuses his favorite nickname for Warren.

If it does end up defusing the Warren taunt/insult-to-Native-Americans, then I’m all for it.

I’m in favor of anything that gets it through the thick skulls of Trump’s fans that they have it all wrong: it’s _not_ that the rest of us fear Trump or resent his wonderfulness or respect his alleged strength: it’s that we _ **utterly despise him** _.

At some point they’ll stop kidding themselves. Oh, they’ll still support him—they’ll cling to their Trump worship.

But they won’t be able to fully drown out the chorus of contempt for their bully-boy. Despite themselves, they’ll be aware of it.

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