# Names for our illustrious president **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/201 "2019-05-13T23:47:05Z")
^Dream on. I wishi it were so, but they will never accept the truth. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/202 "2019-06-11T22:23:34Z")
PO[DEL]TU[/DEL]S Trump. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/203 "2019-06-11T23:58:18Z")
A London tabloid referred to the Queen’s visitors last week as “The Mar-a-lago Hillbillies.” ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/204 "2019-06-12T00:57:53Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > A London tabloid referred to the Queen’s visitors last week as “The Mar-a-lago Hillbillies.” That’ll get 'em where it hurts. They plainly aspire to be “ **America’s Royalty**.” In actual fact, as that astute tabloid writer has divined, they are **America’s Slack-Jawed Parasitic Freeloaders**. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/205 "2019-06-12T01:01:28Z")
“Napoleon Boneyspurs” works on at least two levels. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/206 "2019-06-12T04:26:03Z")
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast the Dumbass in Chief ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/207 "2019-06-12T04:39:01Z")
_Es como Naranjito con peor pelo._ (He’s like [this mascot](https://www.mundiario.com/articulo/deportes/historia-mascotas-mundiales-dulce-naranjito-1982/20180526151437123063.html), with worse hair). Also heard him called [Butanito without the speaking ability](https://desmotivaciones.es/2140051/Butanito) (originally this was a nick for a famous sports radio reporter, but eventually someone came up with the drawing). ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/208 "2019-06-12T04:58:14Z")
> [@Crybaby\_Boobie](#): > > Needy Amin. Eat-y Amin ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/209 "2019-08-07T22:24:10Z")
Courtesy of our illustrious president, [his new name, _Ttump_](https://thelosangeleswire.com/2019/08/07/donald-trump-is-now-1st-president-to-misspell-his-name-jimmy-kimmel-says/). ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/210 "2019-09-10T13:31:33Z")
Ok, I think we have a winner, [thanks to Chrissy Teigen](https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1170914148919590914): [President Pussy Ass Bitch](https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1170928754945736704)! ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/211 "2019-09-10T23:02:44Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Ok, I think we have a winner, [thanks to Chrissy Teigen](https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1170914148919590914): [President Pussy Ass Bitch](https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1170928754945736704)! Or for NSFW concerns, I like what Seth Meyers tossed off last night in the middle of his _Closer Look_ segment: “this sweaty weirdo.” ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/212 "2019-09-11T00:16:16Z")
Lots of good ones already, but I haven’t seen this yet: John Barron-Miller. I like that one because a) it’s not obviously offensive/pejorative, but b) anyone who gets the reference has already acknowledged his vanity, venality and dishonesty, even if they want to defend him. A little insult-judo, if you will. “David Dennison,” also useful at times. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/213 "2019-09-11T00:23:55Z")
In a move to save pixels and do its bit to conserve energy, the White House will soon announce its plan to change the traditional acronym POTUS to the more economical POS. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/214 "2019-09-25T21:44:01Z")
Shambolic Choad ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/215 "2019-09-25T22:07:27Z")
Someone on the Twitter Freudian-typo’d this: POUTS. There was much rejoicing. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/216 "2019-09-25T22:42:01Z")
**Taliban Trump** for his intentional demolition of the Bonwit Teller entrance despite offers to save it. I doubt it would get much traction outside of NYC but a Google search shows that it’s only been used once so far in the context of destroying artistic monuments so at least it’s novel. ---
**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/217 "2019-09-25T23:21:19Z")
I haven’t read the whole thread, but I agree Agent Orange is good. My own idea had been “the False Donald” for its aptness and its historical pedigree (though I have long been sick of “the Donald”). ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/218 "2019-09-26T01:17:45Z")
Has “Cheeto Corleone” been used yet? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/219 "2019-10-10T12:18:54Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > **Taliban Trump** for his intentional demolition of the Bonwit Teller entrance despite offers to save it. I doubt it would get much traction outside of NYC but a Google search shows that it’s only been used once so far in the context of destroying artistic monuments so at least it’s novel. With the betrayal of Syrian Kurdistan, I’ve settled on **Taliban Trump**. It’s more euphonious than “ISIS Donnie” and still references the Bonwit Teller/stone Buddhas connection for those who care. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/220 "2019-10-10T13:29:42Z")
Oh, I certainly care. The Bonwit Teller Debacle is probably the first time Donnie appeared on my radar (the 1970s material where he and his rat-gnome of a poppa refused to rent their shitty housing to th’ Negroes didn’t really make the national news). And I’ve loathed the pussy ass bitch ever since. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355.md?page=12)