# Names for our illustrious president **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/61 "2018-11-12T17:25:25Z")
Twitter Trump ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/62 "2018-11-12T17:36:11Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I’ll break this down for the hard of thinking folk: > > **How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged** > Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America? > > [INDENT]\_\_\_ **Yes.**. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President! > > \_\_\_ **No.** Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President. > > Questions 2 - ∞) _See Question 1_[/INDENT] > See, easy peasy. So you’re saying Trump is like herpes. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/63 "2018-11-12T17:47:03Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Safe space! Now that’s hilarious. Your chickenshit “president” is afraid of reporters. He’s afraid of the wind and rain. He’s afraid of accountability. Most of all, he’s afraid of the truth. > > You’re weak and your president is a coward. He is afraid of _walking down a staircase._ ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/64 "2018-11-12T17:50:17Z")
Depends. Is there a difference in structural stress between walking downstairs, and waddling? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/65 "2018-11-12T19:07:53Z")
Or waddling downstairs in Depends? ---
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/66 "2018-11-12T19:25:35Z")
Obama Jr. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/67 "2018-11-12T19:54:19Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I’ll break this down for the hard of thinking folk: > > **How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged** > Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America? > > [INDENT]\_\_\_ **Yes.**. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President! > > \_\_\_ **No.** Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President. > > Questions 2 - ∞) _See Question 1_[/INDENT] > See, easy peasy. MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist. Easy Peasy ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/68 "2018-11-12T23:29:46Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president? Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/69 "2018-11-12T23:43:15Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist. Who hates states in which the majority voted for someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/70 "2018-11-12T23:46:58Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names? We’re being “[Presidential](https://www.alternet.org/election-2016/donald-trump-bullying-his-way-presidency)”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/71 "2018-11-12T23:52:19Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Doesn’t matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States. > [@Colibri](#): > > Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president? > [@Projammer](#): > > Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names? Way to evade the question. Easy way to make millions of dollars: make a bet to pay one million dollars to anyone uttering the ‘_Trump is My President and he’s Your President Too_’ claim, if they can prove that they–even once!–publicly said or wrote “_Obama is my president_” during Obama’s time in office. And, of course, if they did not, then they owe _you_ one million dollars. Easy peasy! ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/72 "2018-11-13T00:01:07Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist. Easy Peasy Shit, my favorite one yet! If I may critique… Lose the capital p, and just as the orange ass refers to actual judges, call him “My so called president”. Beautiful! ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/73 "2018-11-13T00:05:21Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names? Or engaging in threads just to hand out fucking trophies. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/74 "2018-11-13T00:31:50Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Way to evade the question. > > Easy way to make millions of dollars: make a bet to pay one million dollars to anyone uttering the ‘_Trump is My President and he’s Your President Too_’ claim, if they can prove that they–even once!–publicly said or wrote “_Obama is my president_” during Obama’s time in office. > > And, of course, if they did not, then they owe _you_ one million dollars. > > Easy peasy! I’m sure that someone said that Obama was not their president during his tenure. Several someones even. But it never rose to the level of being a mating call that Trump is not my president has been propelled to. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/75 "2018-11-13T00:37:03Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Or engaging in threads just to hand out fucking trophies. Awww. Did you not get a trophy? I didn’t try to keep track of all the failures starting threads over some trivial perceived slight by the Commander in Chief so I really don’t remember. Have your mommy drop by to pick one up for you sometime. She can present it to you for washing behind your ears or something. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/76 "2018-11-13T00:51:40Z")
I’m still fond of “noted Trump supporter Donald Trump”. ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/77 "2018-11-13T01:01:36Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > I’m sure that someone said that Obama was not their president during his tenure. Several someones even. But it never rose to the level of being a mating call that Trump is not my president has been propelled to. Did you somehow miss birtherism? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/78 "2018-11-13T01:07:06Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Awww. Did you not get a trophy? I didn’t try to keep track of all the failures starting threads over some trivial perceived slight by the Commander in Chief so I really don’t remember. > > Have your mommy drop by to pick one up for you sometime. She can present it to you for washing behind your ears or something. My mommy? Really, douche-fucking-bag? Fuck off you unimaginitive dipshit. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/79 "2018-11-13T01:10:29Z")
[Jezebel did a thing](https://theslot.jezebel.com/every-description-jezebel-used-for-donald-trump-during-1772372244). ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/80 "2018-11-13T02:12:56Z")
> [@Wolf333](#): > > Did you somehow miss birtherism? I guess I was being too literal with the not my president statement. I can see how birtherism was an indictment of his eligibility to hold the office and therefor “not my president”. Point conceded. I did block a few people from my fb feed who just wouldn’t shut up with that nonsense. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355.md?page=5)