# Names for our illustrious president **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/81 "2018-11-13T06:14:00Z")
I change it up. Occasionally I’ll use президент Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Mallory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mallory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mallory)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/82 "2018-11-13T06:37:44Z")
The Orange Imbecile The Awful Apricot The Tangerine Toddler Dumpy ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/83 "2018-11-13T13:10:18Z")
I prefer… Donny Two-Scoops President Very Stable Genius Dotard the 1st ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/84 "2018-11-13T13:59:04Z")
Trumpelthinskin Forrest Trump ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/85 "2018-11-13T15:17:26Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > Forrest Trump He just felt like running. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/86 "2018-11-13T15:28:40Z")
Twitler ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/87 "2018-11-13T16:23:29Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Doesn’t matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States. And no matter how you feel about it, Nancy Pelosi is about to make him her whipped bitch, so suck on that legalistic reality. ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/88 "2018-11-13T18:45:18Z")
Benedict Donald The odds are good that he’s damaged the stability and security of the U.S. for personal financial gain. ---
**Author:** ![Brayne\_Ded](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Brayne\_Ded](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brayne_Ded)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/89 "2018-11-13T19:38:46Z")
The first cockatoo (quoted from Fred on Everything) What about: Herr today, gone tomorrow Cockwork orange TRUMP = Total Retard Under Minimal Pressure His next job: start a burger chain under the guise of Donald McRonald ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/90 "2018-11-13T19:56:14Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > He just felt like running. { golf clap } ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/91 "2018-11-13T20:02:02Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > Obama Jr. You mean he looks like someone who might get shot by George Zimmerman? Anyway, he ain’t MY president. I suggest “45 hollow point.” ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/92 "2018-11-13T20:14:30Z")
Oompa-Loompa-in-Chief Deej ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/93 "2018-11-13T20:15:15Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > Obama Jr. I was admiring your work earlier in the Ocasio-Cortez thread. You’re a very underappreciated asshole on this board, a real five-tool player and yet we spend all our time on even easier targets like Shodan. ---
**Author:** ![Jane\_Elliot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jane_elliot/32/6166_2.png) [@Jane\_Elliot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_Elliot)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/94 "2018-11-13T20:16:34Z")
I’ve taken to using President Pinocchio. That way I acknowledge his position, but also point out his inability to breath and tell the truth at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/95 "2018-11-13T20:21:36Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president? > [@Projammer](#): > > Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names? Can YOU link to a post where you implied that someone who did was behaving inappropriately? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/96 "2018-11-13T21:35:13Z")
> [@Jane\_Elliot](#): > > I’ve taken to using President Pinocchio. That way I acknowledge his position, but also point out his inability to breath and tell the truth at the same time. You misspelled “exist”… ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/97 "2018-11-13T22:25:26Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > I was admiring your work earlier in the Ocasio-Cortez thread. You’re a very underappreciated asshole on this board, a real five-tool player and yet we spend all our time on even easier targets like Shodan. Holy crap, I just browsed the last couple of pages in that thread. I really did not need another example that Republicans are shitty fucking people. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/98 "2018-11-13T22:54:28Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Doesn’t matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States. “A citizen”. “… if you are _a_ citizen of the United States.” The missing indefinite article is a classic artifact of direct translation from the Russian. > [@Projammer](#): > > Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names? “Belittled myself to” is not English. I assume it’s more inept translation from the Russian. You’re either a Russian troll or an illiterate right-wing moron, and possibly both. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/99 "2018-11-14T00:10:44Z")
President Chump. ---
**Author:** ![vperry1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee7513/32.png) [@vperry1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vperry1)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/100 "2018-11-14T01:45:09Z")
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