# Names for our illustrious president **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/101 "2018-11-14T02:02:55Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I’ll break this down for the hard of thinking folk: > > **How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged** > Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America? > > [INDENT]\_\_\_ **Yes.**. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President! > > \_\_\_ **No.** Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President. > > Questions 2 - ∞) _See Question 1_[/INDENT] > See, easy peasy. Ah, you got that backwards. Category 1 should get the “sorry” and Category 2 should get the “congratulations.” tRump shows no respect for anyone who won’t kiss his butt so I don’t see why he should get any respect from me. He actually doesn’t even respect those who do kiss his butt since all he likes them for is their willingness to serve him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/102 "2018-11-14T03:19:16Z")
FOETUS fits the bill. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/103 "2018-11-14T04:17:48Z")
I believe I have called him both “Schweinficker” and “[farting noise]” on this board. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/104 "2018-11-14T04:48:56Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > SCROTUS > (So Called Ruler Of The United States) > Credited to Elayne Boosler Oh, that’s good. But, really, we should be considerate enough to use his real name. Which, and I think it was Jon Stewart who pointed this out, is Fuckface von Clownstick. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/105 "2018-11-14T05:22:57Z")
I saw a recent one, don’t know if it was mentioned: Agolf Twitler. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LittleOtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@LittleOtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleOtt)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/106 "2018-11-15T11:13:56Z")
Incompetence Rex ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/107 "2018-11-15T13:08:05Z")
Donald, of House Harkonnen, worst of his name… ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/108 "2018-11-15T13:57:44Z")
> [@Skypist](#): > > Ah, you got that backwards. Category 1 should get the “sorry” and Category 2 should get the “congratulations.” It appears that trying to make cutting remarks with a dull knife is hard work. > [@Skypist](#): > > tRump… Simply devastating. Now you can have your juice box. ---
**Author:** ![jebert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ec9cab/32.png) [@jebert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jebert)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/109 "2018-11-15T23:16:50Z")
Dumbp ---
**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/110 "2018-11-16T00:01:00Z")
I’ve been using _President Rump_ since mid-November of 2016. It’s subtle (gosh, did I forget a redundant T?) but you guys know what I mean. I find it ironic but not-necessarily-surprising that the guy who was at the forefront of crowds questioning the previous president’s legitimacy is now pouting about people questioning his legitimacy; the crowd at the heart of the Birther bull$H!+ is now whining, “He’s been inaugurated already; can’t you just accept him for four years?” As we way in IT: You’re gonna have to eat your own dog food. And a couple questions since I’ve been avoiding news of any type since August of 2016: CSFG? Daughter-fucker? –G? An old sociology question: What’s the difference between power and authority? Power is the ability to make people do what you want them to do. Authority is the legitimized ratification of power – the majority of people being directed believe you really should be issuing directions so they comply willingly; no force or duress is required to make them obey. ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/111 "2018-11-16T01:18:14Z")
The Orange Shitstain Electoral College Trump ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/112 "2018-11-16T06:51:10Z")
> [@Grestarian](#): > > And a couple questions since I’ve been avoiding news of any type since August of 2016: > > CSFG? > Daughter-fucker?[/COLOR] > > –G? CFSG: Cheeto-Faced Shit-Gibbon. No, you wouldn’t know that one without being told. Daughter-fucker: He has been known to talk how his eldest daughter is so pretty, and if she weren’t his daughter he’d date her. ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/113 "2018-11-16T10:59:28Z")
I tend to go with President Shitpost, given his Twitter proclivities. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/114 "2018-11-16T13:37:07Z")
I don’t know about names for the president, but his political strategy could be labelled “rope-a-grope” ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/115 "2018-11-16T13:44:13Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > “IQ 45” is what my wife generally goes with. > > ETA: Don’t see “Cheetolini” yet. 🙂 I like your wife 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/116 "2018-11-16T15:04:22Z")
Toxic Trump. But the Dems really should settle on one particular name, and let repetition work for them. And it should be a name low-information users understand and that evokes contempt or disgust. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/117 "2018-11-16T15:09:14Z")
Duane? ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/118 "2018-11-16T15:49:24Z")
Based on his recent appearance, President Oddly Expanding Neck Fat or POENF for short. ---
**Author:** ![catflea12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@catflea12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catflea12)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/119 "2018-11-16T18:00:49Z")
IQ 45 for the win! ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/120 "2018-11-16T19:39:02Z")
“Mr. T” has a certain 80’s cachet, when used in the proper place. Sometimes “the Trumpster” is good. I prefer Donaldnomics to Trumpanomics. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355.md?page=7)