# Names for our illustrious president **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/121 "2018-11-16T22:33:52Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > “Mr. T” has a certain 80’s cachet, when used in the proper place. I-I-I-I-I dunno. He _is_ a fool, of course, but I can’t imagine anybody wasting any pity on him… ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/122 "2018-11-17T02:42:42Z")
Conmander In Chief. ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/123 "2018-11-17T15:54:29Z")
Deadbeat 'n Cheat ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/124 "2018-11-17T22:58:42Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > Toxic Trump. > > But the Dems really should settle on one particular name, and let repetition work for them. And it should be a name low-information users understand and that evokes contempt or disgust. You’re right about the fact that it would be more effective for the left to settle on one name and use it consistently. But of course that would be very unlike the left. We tend to value individuality. Or maybe inefficacy (not the goal but too often the result). Toxic Trump is a good one: three syllables and evokes a real phenomenon (toxic dump). Similarly, Dolt45 (four syllables but visually short) and SCROTUS (two, and evokes a body part not known for its photogenic properties) are good contenders. I like one not mentioned yet (I think), Putin’s Poodle: four syllables, and kind-of rhymes. But it’ll never happen. The left won’t act in concert. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/125 "2018-11-18T15:54:49Z")
Trump the Magic Shitgibbon ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/126 "2018-11-18T18:14:29Z")
One I spotted at DailyKos: Klan-paign rallier. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/127 "2018-11-19T00:39:22Z")
I don’t believe Orang-e-tan (or should it be Orange-atan) has been taken. ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/128 "2018-11-19T03:31:07Z")
Saw this one somewhere the other day: Lord Feltersnatch Not too crazy about the ‘Lord’ part, since that’s likely all he’d see, and be puffed up about it into the bargain. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/129 "2018-11-19T04:07:39Z")
I prefer Il Douche and Narcissist in Chief. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/130 "2018-11-24T18:20:55Z")
[**BenedictusXIV** : “Urangetan-in-Chief”](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21337061&postcount=66) ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/131 "2018-11-24T22:00:55Z")
In the spirit of Pecos Bill, Machinegun Kelly and the like: Mushroom Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/132 "2018-11-24T22:12:51Z")
Soon To Be Prisoner 167-671. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/133 "2018-11-25T00:24:08Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > [**BenedictusXIV** : “Urangetan-in-Chief”](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21337061&postcount=66) see post#127 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/134 "2018-11-25T03:18:33Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Doesn’t matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States. No. He may be THE president, but he’s not MY president. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/135 "2018-11-25T03:54:45Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > see post#127 Yeah, but the new guy added a U, for urine I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/136 "2018-11-25T04:00:29Z")
Urine or out, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/137 "2018-11-25T05:03:50Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Yeah, but the new guy added a U, for urine I suppose. Good, because otherwise you’re in the same stream twice. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/138 "2018-11-25T05:25:24Z")
I’ve been seeing references to him with an asterisk next to “president.” It’s been growing on me. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/139 "2018-11-25T06:02:36Z")
GeeDubya\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/140 "2018-11-25T06:09:39Z")
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