# Names for our illustrious president **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/141 "2018-11-25T17:41:10Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > The Living Embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins. OK, not as snappy as some of these, but it’s good to point out the hypocrisy of the so-called “Religious Right”. Since it seems like some of the Religious Right fawn over Trump like he’s the messiah for their political and social agenda, I’ll mention a name we came up with in another thread: Evil Humperdoo (See _Preacher_) ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2018, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/142 "2018-11-26T02:14:49Z")
Has “mushroom dictator” been thrown out yet? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/143 "2018-11-26T04:12:50Z")
Fat Nixon ---
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2018, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/144 "2018-11-26T12:54:48Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > You mean he looks like someone who might get shot by George Zimmerman? > Anyway, he ain’t MY president. I suggest “45 hollow point.” Deranged violent rhetoric. > [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > I was admiring your work earlier in the Ocasio-Cortez thread. You’re a very underappreciated asshole on this board, a real five-tool player and yet we spend all our time on even easier targets like Shodan. Yes I have been honing an ability to short-circuit the statist mind if that’s what you mean. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/145 "2018-11-26T13:52:48Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > Yes I have been honing an ability to short-circuit the statist mind if that’s what you mean. “That is interesting jacket you have there.” “Yes, my hat was bought in Brazil, if that’s what you mean.” ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/146 "2018-11-26T21:04:15Z")
His Accidency. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/147 "2018-11-26T22:52:11Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > Has “mushroom dictator” been thrown out yet? Not yet, but he lost the HoR, so it could be just a matter of time… ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/148 "2018-11-27T02:24:08Z")
I like Dolt 45, Dotard works too. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/149 "2018-12-09T04:57:45Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > Deranged violent rhetoric. You can carve that on your credibility’s tombstone. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/150 "2018-12-09T07:20:40Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > You can carve that on your credibility’s tombstone. That implies he had any to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/151 "2018-12-09T07:46:29Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > That implies he had any to begin with. Indeed. Rather presumptuous of me, really. At best, that phrase can get added to the lengthy list that rests in the lonely rain-soaked place where WillFarnaby’s credibility would be, if it existed. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/152 "2018-12-09T08:09:01Z")
Individual-1 ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/153 "2018-12-09T13:16:18Z")
That. “Unindicted co-conspirator” too. I do like “Cult45”, though. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/154 "2019-01-07T20:48:31Z")
After seeing The Caine Mutiny a few days ago, I’ve been using “President Yellowstain”. Works on a couple of levels! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/155 "2019-01-07T20:54:11Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > After seeing The Caine Mutiny a few days ago, I’ve been using “President Yellowstain”. Works on a couple of levels! “President Orangestain” works on a couple more. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/156 "2019-01-07T21:25:16Z")
“President Shitstain” also acceptable. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/157 "2019-01-07T21:38:53Z")
How about _Sleeping Dog_? Because you have to let them lie… ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/158 "2019-01-07T21:44:51Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > After seeing The Caine Mutiny a few days ago, I’ve been using “President Yellowstain”. Works on a couple of levels! Sheets and pillowcases. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/159 "2019-01-07T21:54:55Z")
I’ve taken to referring to the dungpile as “Tan the Conman”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/160 "2019-01-08T14:50:59Z")
A game from my childhood: Say the name, but with the first letters transposed. So you get: Tronald Dump [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355.md?page=9)