# Names for our illustrious president **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 11, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355 "2018-11-11T16:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/161 "2019-01-08T15:16:09Z")
“Failed president and unconvicted felon Donald Trump”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/162 "2019-01-08T15:43:59Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: “failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump”. > [@Max\_Torque](#): > > “Failed president and unconvicted felon Donald Trump”. Please don’t tell me this means the suspected, unconvicted failed president gets a second term. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/163 "2019-01-12T01:57:59Z")
I heard the recent “Southern Border Emergency” speech referred to as the “dumpster fire-side chat.” ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/164 "2019-01-12T23:38:55Z")
> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#): > > It seems like a few years ago there were a few more steps around demanding to see the president’s birth certificate and religion, or whether he just seems like a dangone socialist. Are we not doing that anymore? Here come the fucking lies, that they never did any of that shit. Just watch. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/165 "2019-01-12T23:45:51Z")
> [@Wolf333](#): > > Did you somehow miss birtherism? [![](https://ladylibertyslamp.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/obama-racist-latest.jpg) ](https://ladylibertyslamp.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/obama-racist-latest.jpg) [https://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/34509/story\_image/fullfrontalracism.jpg](https://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/34509/story_image/fullfrontalracism.jpg) [![](https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/c5/c512f874188a80e737236417f82e6f53.jpeg) ](https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/c5/c512f874188a80e737236417f82e6f53.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/166 "2019-01-12T23:49:09Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > Conmander In Chief. Cadet Bone Spurs. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/167 "2019-01-14T23:00:11Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names? Can you link to a (Twitter) post where he’s belittled himself (& the office of the Presidency) by calling someone else juvenile names? Goose, gander, etc. Pete Souza, the official WH photographer of Obama calls, him **46-1**. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/168 "2019-01-18T14:30:08Z")
I’ve been using “Sponge Blob Golf Pants” a bit lately. It rolls off the tongue nicely. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/169 "2019-01-18T18:51:05Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Tangerine nightmare. The faux ode [_ **Mr. Tangerine Man** _](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAlvBMwN_7U) is fun to listen to if you haven’t already. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/170 "2019-01-23T19:16:50Z")
I saw a good one in the wild today “Needy Amin.” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/171 "2019-01-23T20:19:03Z")
Berder King ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/172 "2019-01-23T20:23:02Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Can you link to a (Twitter) post where he’s belittled himself (& the office of the Presidency) by calling someone else juvenile names? You haven’t seen any? Okay, here’s one: [“Little Adam Schitt”.](https://www.politico.com/story/2018/11/18/trump-adam-schiff-schitt-twitter-1002708) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/173 "2019-01-23T20:23:59Z")
Collucious ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/174 "2019-02-07T11:04:07Z")
President Fuckapotamus ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/175 "2019-02-07T11:10:20Z")
The Failing President ---
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/176 "2019-02-07T12:35:31Z")
Obama 2: Electric Boogaloo ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/177 "2019-02-07T16:40:39Z")
I happened upon an interesting Polish phrase today; it’s a contemptuous reference to a useless, parasitic leader. Król aplauzu = The King of Applause I’ll just leave that there. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/178 "2019-02-07T16:58:59Z")
This one has been applied to the current president of Argentina, but given Trump’s similar love of “Executive Time” I think it fits: “The lounge chair tamer”. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/179 "2019-02-07T18:57:18Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > This one has been applied to the current president of Argentina, but given Trump’s similar love of “Executive Time” I think it fits: > > “The lounge chair tamer”. That looks like “The lounge chair tanner”. ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2019, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-our-illustrious-president/824355/180 "2019-02-12T12:10:14Z")
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