# Names for tits. (warning - lame) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881 "2003-03-17T00:23:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/1 "2003-03-17T00:23:30Z")
I just thought of a new name for tits (whilst I was oggling Lacy Chabert’s grown up and magnificent orbs) ‘Soft Hug Cushions’ Sorry if this is immature. When it comes to the opposite sex I am just an immature guy. Please forgive me. Anyone else got any (preferably affectionate) names for boobies? ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/2 "2003-03-17T00:53:19Z")
some of the oddest I’ve heard … zoomer-cookies giggy hi-tight and, of course: Betty & Sue. ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/3 "2003-03-17T01:47:02Z")
Gazongas Nuggs Jugs Anything I missed? IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Toddly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/4 "2003-03-17T02:00:00Z")
I don’t know the orgin of this but at one time we called them “McGuffey’s”. Actually, I have never spelled it before so ---
**Author:** ![Merseybeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@Merseybeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merseybeat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/5 "2003-03-17T02:35:54Z")
Whammers. And a friend uses the term “Top b\*\*\*\*\*ks”, although he’s the only one I know who does. ---
**Author:** ![B.Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@B.Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Pants)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/6 "2003-03-17T02:50:21Z")
Chesticles! ---
**Author:** ![rexnervous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9c0ed/32.png) [@rexnervous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rexnervous)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/7 "2003-03-17T02:57:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Merseybeat \* > **And a friend uses the term "Top b** \*\*\*ks", although he’s the only one I know who does. \*\* 😕 ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/8 "2003-03-17T03:03:05Z")
Funbags ---
**Author:** ![Merseybeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@Merseybeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merseybeat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/9 "2003-03-17T03:33:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rexnervous \* > \*\*😕 \*\* To expand - dunno how much gets filtered - “Top Bollo\*ks” ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/10 "2003-03-17T03:37:23Z")
Sweater Pillows ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/11 "2003-03-17T03:42:32Z")
Mounds of Joy. ---
**Author:** ![Phax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Phax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phax)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/12 "2003-03-17T04:11:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Toddly \* > \*\*I don’t know the orgin of this but at one time we called them “McGuffey’s”. Actually, I have never spelled it before so \*\* We always pronounced this like “Ma-guppies”. I always liked the sound of “floppers”; though I’ve never heard anyone call them that. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-tits-warning-lame/161881/13 "2003-03-17T14:04:56Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Merseybeat \* > \*\*To expand - dunno how much gets filtered - "Top Bollo_ks" \*\* Nothing gets filtered, but some things do get moderated. Such as this thread.