# Names for Trump **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 27, 2026, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-trump/1028038 "2026-02-27T05:30:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-trump/1028038/1 "2026-02-27T05:30:08Z")
I know The Dope has come up with some seriously brilliant names for el-presidente, but I came across another one a day or so ago, and was just itching to share it. The Count of Mostly Crisco. Add yours. ---
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-trump/1028038/2 "2026-02-27T06:41:22Z")
Ever since he demonstrated his affection for Latinos with his border wall announcement, I have referred to him as el donald. When he once said he would capitalize however he felt like, I have used exclusively lower case. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-trump/1028038/3 "2026-02-27T06:50:56Z")
Rip van Simple owing to his shallow intellect and his tendency to fall asleep in public. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-trump/1028038/4 "2026-02-27T16:37:51Z")
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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-for-trump/1028038/5 "2026-02-27T16:39:49Z")
**Moderating** This seems more like Pit material than MPSIMS. However, since we don’t just arbitrarily move threads to the Pit these days, I am just going to close this. Anyone who wishes to continue the subject may do so with a new thread in the Pit.