# Names of the opposite (or same) sex that usually indicate hotness

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-of-the-opposite-or-same-sex-that-usually-indicate-hotness/598652>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 5, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-of-the-opposite-or-same-sex-that-usually-indicate-hotness/598652 "2011-10-05T02:27:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 4

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-of-the-opposite-or-same-sex-that-usually-indicate-hotness/598652/61 "2011-10-07T13:19:28Z")

</div>

> [@Mr.Kobayashi](#):
>
> I’ve found that girls named Rebecca/Becky, Jessica, Sophie and Heather can usually be counted on to be pretty.

I am, yes. Thanks.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-of-the-opposite-or-same-sex-that-usually-indicate-hotness/598652/62 "2011-10-07T13:27:22Z")

</div>

> [@TriPolar](#):
>
> As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, hot girls always change their name to a hot name or use the hottest variance of their name.

I’ve known several girls named Martha. The hot ones all went by “Marty” while the homely or dull ones stuck with Martha.

> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
>
> Do people really have these names? I’ve always assumed they only exist as stage names for strippers.

I knew a girl whose actual name was Bambi. She was very hot indeed.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-of-the-opposite-or-same-sex-that-usually-indicate-hotness/598652/63 "2011-10-07T15:30:34Z")

</div>

> [@tim-n-va](#):
>
> I always think of the “A” names: Amanda, Amy, Ashley, Anna…
> 
> I’m sure there are exceptions - my wife rejected all of those as potential baby names because of people she knew in high school.

This is common but flawed logic. You have to realized that within, like, five minutes, your child’s wonderfullness will trump any reference to some historical jerk-face who had an identical name.

For example, I could have named my son Adolph Hitler Mustard, and from that point on, whenever I hear the name Hitler, I’ll think not of that Nazi dude, but of my little Dolphie\*  
\*and his little Charlie Chaplin 'stache  
mmm

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-of-the-opposite-or-same-sex-that-usually-indicate-hotness/598652/64 "2011-10-07T15:55:03Z")

</div>

> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
>
> For example, I could have named my son Adolph Hitler Mustard, and from that point on, whenever I hear the name Hitler, I’ll think not of that Nazi dude, but of my little Dolphie\*  
> mmm

WAG, Mrs. Mustard wouldn’t go for it?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-of-the-opposite-or-same-sex-that-usually-indicate-hotness/598652/65 "2011-10-07T15:55:43Z")

</div>

> [@YogSosoth](#):
>
> All the Jessicas I’ve know are hot. Celebrities too. Jessica Alba, Biel, Rabbit…

Fletcher?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-of-the-opposite-or-same-sex-that-usually-indicate-hotness/598652/66 "2011-10-07T18:10:27Z")

</div>

> [@TriPolar](#):
>
> WAG, Mrs. Mustard wouldn’t go for it?

You are correct. She did compromise, however. And little Fidel is doing just fine.  
mmm

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-of-the-opposite-or-same-sex-that-usually-indicate-hotness/598652.md?page=3)
