# Names that teenage boys give video games.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-that-teenage-boys-give-video-games/536762>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 20, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-that-teenage-boys-give-video-games/536762 "2010-04-20T16:31:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-that-teenage-boys-give-video-games/536762/1 "2010-04-20T16:31:38Z")

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Dongey Kong aka Donkey Cock  
Assteroids  
Pokememon  
Dong (1st commercially successful game)  
Oblowvion  
World of Whorecraft  
Packed Man  
Cock Star  
Golden Ass: Beast Rider  
Guitar Queero

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-that-teenage-boys-give-video-games/536762/2 "2010-04-20T16:42:13Z")

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When we were teenagers, we played Conkey Dong. 😃

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**Author:** ![PopeJewish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@PopeJewish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PopeJewish)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-that-teenage-boys-give-video-games/536762/3 "2010-04-20T23:14:52Z")

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yea, we played Konkey Dong, too. And Womb Raider (aka the “get lara stuck in a corner so you could check out her tits” game). PsychoNuts

oh yea, and there was totally a porno called World of Whorecraft but they got sued and had to rename it to just Whorecraft or something. Hilarious

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-that-teenage-boys-give-video-games/536762/4 "2010-04-21T14:49:16Z")

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I always thought it was canonically Donkey Schlong.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-that-teenage-boys-give-video-games/536762/5 "2010-04-21T21:13:11Z")

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Yeah, it was Donkey Schlong in my neighborhood. You gotta be pretty creatively bankrupt not to figure that out on your own by like age 6.

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**Author:** ![moldybread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@moldybread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moldybread)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-that-teenage-boys-give-video-games/536762/6 "2010-04-21T21:18:16Z")

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CALL OF DOODEE! MODERN WHOREFARE!  
yeah I know…totally badass

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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/names-that-teenage-boys-give-video-games/536762/7 "2010-04-21T21:52:42Z")

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> [@moldybread](#):
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> CALL OF DOODEE! MODERN WHOREFARE!  
> yeah I know…totally badass

We say this except we say “Cock Of Doody:Modern Whorefare”.