El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula
The Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angels of the Porciúncula River
better known as Los Angeles, CA
La Villa Real de la Santa Fe de San Francisco de Asís
The Royal Town of the Holy Faith of Saint Francis of Assisi
better known as Santa Fe, NM
To be fair, that’s true of every place in Pennsylvania. That state has some of the most arcane and Draconian liquor laws in the country. I turned 21 in Pennsylvania. I don’t know if it’s true now, but I had to get a special card from the state, known as a PLCB card, to be able to buy booze or be served in a bar. And hard liquor and wine are only allowed to be sold in Commonwealth owned “state stores.”
Any name that has to include “presents” or the like as part of it. Deftly mocked by the Simpsons when they visited Africa, including “Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar”.
Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
AKA
Elizabeth II, Dei Gratia Britanniarum Regnorumque Suorum Ceterorum Regina, Consortionis Populorum Princeps, Fidei Defensor
And another dozen-plus similar mouthfuls representing her supreme positions in another dozen-plus countries and sundry protectorates.
Bottom line: It’s Good to be Queen.