# Naming genitalia **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 17, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813 "2009-03-17T23:17:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BigGibraltar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@BigGibraltar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGibraltar)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/1 "2009-03-17T23:17:27Z")
Name your genitalia after a movie or TV show. Then, name your partner’s… Mine: Big Love (my opinion) or Finding Nemo (what my wife might say when she’s messing with me) My Lady: Pretty in Pink, or (after she makes fun of me first) Jaws :eek: your turn… ---
**Author:** ![Superfreaknduper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Superfreaknduper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfreaknduper)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/2 "2009-03-18T01:36:10Z")
My man parts remain nameless as of now. My girlfriend named her downstairs Suzy Q, you know the pink ;). The boobs are Paul and Frank. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/3 "2009-03-18T07:23:13Z")
Mine is “Shaft.” My partner’s is “South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/4 "2009-03-18T16:13:45Z")
I must refer to it as “The Organ With No Name.” There is no lady in my life, so I guess it’s solo act. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/5 "2009-03-18T19:11:08Z")
Weakend at Bernie’s. Sigh ---
**Author:** ![I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19adc/32.png) [@I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Am_The_Lorax)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/6 "2009-03-18T20:42:44Z")
His would be Yurtle the Turtle. Mine I guess would be That Darn Cat (He might call it The Money Pit) ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/7 "2009-03-18T21:21:54Z")
The Prisoner Caught in an existential nightmare, he’ll never escape to the outside world again ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/8 "2009-03-18T21:33:32Z")
Mine is, and always has been, _The Enterprise_. ---
**Author:** ![CallMeKate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@CallMeKate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CallMeKate)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/9 "2009-03-18T22:35:17Z")
I would like to name his, but I’m not sure he would let me… It would be something _awesome_… never expect any less from me! ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/10 "2009-03-19T01:02:56Z")
My friend flicka. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tool_of_the_Conspiracy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/11 "2009-03-19T06:45:36Z")
Most of the user names in this thread would be appropriate… (mine included) ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/12 "2009-03-19T08:10:59Z")
Steve. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/13 "2009-03-19T11:49:43Z")
Mine _Dances With Wools_ Hers _The Dead Zone_ ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/14 "2009-03-19T13:30:26Z")
Mine is _Terror in Tiny Town_. Hers is _The Iceman Cometh_. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/15 "2009-03-19T15:44:05Z")
Mine: _North By Northwest_ Hers: _Yours, Mine and Ours_ ---
**Author:** ![A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Dodgy_Dude)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/16 "2009-03-19T16:47:46Z")
A little dialogue from the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Kate Hudson: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play? Matthew McConaughey: Who’s Princess Sophia? [Kate Hudson points at his crotch] Matthew McConaughey: You can’t name my member… Princess Sophia. Kate Hudson: Yes, I can! Matthew McConaughey: If you are gonna name my… member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King! Princess Sophia 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/50afbb/32.png) [@Kappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kappa)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naming-genitalia/489813/17 "2009-03-19T19:55:04Z")
A friend of mine used to brag that his penis was called “Goliath”. His name, of course, is David. When I was a teenager I used to refer to my member as “Monstro”.