# Nancy Fucking Grace... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921 "2013-02-20T23:48:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tenacious\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenacious\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenacious_j)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/21 "2013-02-21T22:49:07Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > **Nancy Fucking Grace** > > Sounds like lesbian porn to me. Well, that might make the Mr. watch it, but sadly, I’m still out. Way out. But thanks for that. 😃 brightened my dull day. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/22 "2013-02-22T00:32:16Z")
The woman is corroded by hate and resentment, why would anyone watch that? ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/23 "2013-02-22T00:59:53Z")
Mabe she got a hold of Giada’s playbook. She is not just aweful, she is beyond aweful. She is worse than a shitstain, she is a vile excreasence, a mere oily blot on the reputation of trial-lawyers-turned-tv personalities. Oh, wait. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/24 "2013-02-22T17:38:50Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > In a just world, she and Jane Velez-Loudmouth and several bowling balls would be chained together and tossed into the deepest body of water available. What have you got against bowling balls? ---
**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/25 "2013-02-22T18:28:31Z")
Haven’t we done this thread before? Anyway, she is such a numbskull, I agree with the bowling ball idea. She’s got Jodie Arias hanging from the tree, already. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/26 "2013-02-22T19:28:38Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > The woman is corroded by hate and resentment, why would anyone watch that? Is that a trick question? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/27 "2013-02-22T21:07:19Z")
Never even heard of her before the paterno thread where SA kept yelling “Nancy Grace!” like it was a mantra. So I decided to stay ignorant viz-a-viz Nancy… and her barrette. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/28 "2013-02-23T16:57:07Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > What have you got against bowling balls? Good point. Change “bowling balls” to “hipsters.” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/29 "2013-02-23T17:02:49Z")
They float. Don’t ask me how I know. But they do. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/30 "2013-02-23T19:07:49Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Her and Glen Beck need to make a porno movie. I think she’s past her child-bearing years, but I’m still not willing to risk it. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/31 "2013-02-23T19:15:52Z")
On the other hand, if you want a film for teenagers that will promote abstinence to the point of life-long celibacy, that would be the way to go. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/32 "2013-02-23T19:50:54Z")
Haven’t watched her in a while; what abducted white girl is she outraged about this week? ---
**Author:** ![diggerwam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@diggerwam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diggerwam)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/33 "2013-02-23T22:32:03Z")
oops. nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![tenacious\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenacious\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenacious_j)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/34 "2013-02-23T22:35:39Z")
> [@PhiloVance](#): > > Haven’t we done this thread before? I am sure someone must have; seems like I would have done so myself round about Casey Anthony time, considering that’s when I first realized the depths of NfG’s evil. Didn’t find a thread though. ---
**Author:** ![tenacious\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenacious\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenacious_j)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/35 "2013-02-23T22:37:13Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > They float. Don’t ask me how I know. But they do. Hipsters? ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/36 "2013-02-23T23:42:18Z")
[Hipster.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/37 "2013-02-24T02:57:35Z")
Y’all, let’s stop this thread a minute and think about our servicemen so that we can look smug at the camera and pretend we have some depth. That’s enough, back to Tot-Mom 2. I THINK MURDER’S JUST WRONG AND I WANNA KNOW WHY SOME PEOPLE TRY TO DEFEND MURDERERS AND EVEN CALL THEMSELVES DEFENDERS! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921/38 "2013-02-24T03:04:58Z")
Ought not be called “defenders”, ought to be called “offenders”, because that’s what they’re doing, going around offending. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nancy-fucking-grace/650921.md?page=1)