By the way, I should disclose* that I am a Oil Profiteer - I own 1,000 shares of ExxonMobil. At current dividend rates, I should pull in about $1,300 pre-tax, yearly, for the rest of the company’s life.
This money gets reinvested back into my retirement fund (I have enough XOM for now, and it’s pretty high as it is), where it makes even more money.
This is what we are told to do, this is what people decry “Americans” for not doing - saving. Investing. Making rational, long-term decisions about our money and how to use it to maximize its benefit for our family. But then the very same people do this, actions that make it increasingly impossible to save.
This stupid, idiotic tax, a tax on nothing more than the pure fact that XOM is in a commodity businesses, and that commodity businesses have boom/bust business models that require lean operations that become “wildly” profitable during boom times, is a tax against MY retirement, a tax that increases the uncertainty of whether I will be able to afford medicine for my wife, the vacations we always wanted.
Let’s look at the numbers. I’m 39. I’ll retire at, say, 69 - that gives me thirty years. At $1,300/yr, that comes to $39,600 in dividends… invested at 7%, by the time I retire that is $82,566** extra that I will be able to retire on.
So let’s assume this tax reduces my yearly dividend by 20%, down to a more “reasonable” $1,040. I lose $8,400 in dividend savings (to $31,200). I lose $9,114 in investment earnings off that $8,400, to a tune of $17,514.
Just to make you*** feel good. You want to steal, literally, $17,514 out of my wifes pocket because ya can’t read a freakin’ income statement or bother to Google US oil data, XOM’s SEC filings, or whatever. It’s easier to whine and steal than to accept and pay the price of living in a well-functioning world, you’d rather steal the equivalent of a four years’ college tuition at some State school*** from my little girl* than drive less?
Fuck you. Fuck you Chuck Schumer. Fuck you, you ignorant anti-corporate pseudo-activist, thinking you’re so cool for wanting to stick it to “the man”, showing your ‘independence’ by driving a Honda to your deadend job at the alternative record store. Fuck you, SUV driving hypocrite who winces every time they fork out $40 for a tank of gas - people told you this was coming, why did you not believe them? Fuck you, retarded soccer mom who complains “the government oughtta do something!” - you do something, bitch! Fuck you, worker in an industry that is sensitive to gas prices - your company’s loss of operating margin is no reason to steal from my child, dipshit!
Sorry. But nobody, nobody speaks up for the investor, the people who are doing as they have been taught and actively saving for their retirement (as opposed to throwing 4% of your income into some bland mutual fund mix in the company 401(k)). All I hear is “Exxon whine” this, and “Oil prices whine” that, and fuck it - it’s my turn.
You want oil prices to fall: stop using so much. It’s that goddamned simple. If you want to use it, pay for it. You want Exxon to lose profits - don’t shop at Exxon. And stop crying like a baby and for God’s sake, stop trying to STEAL MY RETIREMENT!
*Not really, but what the hell. Might as well talk about whether oil is a decent investment.
**I’m not considering taxes - what the hell, this is an internet post, not a financial analysis! 
***The rhetorical “you”, of course. 
**** Offer not valid in Pennsylvania. Damn, but do you people pay out the wazoo to attend your own state schools!