# Napster Bad!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/napster-bad/19773>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/napster-bad/19773 "2000-05-17T17:55:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/napster-bad/19773/1 "2000-05-17T17:55:26Z")

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Someone posted this link over in the Pit, and I wanted to make sure no one over here missed it:

[Napster Bad!](http://www.joecartoon.com/buddies/chaos/)  
Warning: explicit language

No matter which side of the debate you agree with, this is freakin’ hysterical.

Dr. J

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/napster-bad/19773/2 "2000-05-17T18:16:04Z")

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And a related funny…

[http://www.theonion.com/onion3618/kid\_rock\_starves.html](http://www.theonion.com/onion3618/kid_rock_starves.html)

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/napster-bad/19773/3 "2000-05-18T00:40:18Z")

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And I’m using it to rescue this from Page 2!

Seriously, folks, check this out…

Dr. J

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/napster-bad/19773/4 "2000-05-18T01:05:29Z")

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I posted it, Doctor J. Glad you liked it.

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/napster-bad/19773/5 "2000-05-18T01:11:52Z")

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Hehe. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/napster-bad/19773/6 "2000-05-18T06:53:12Z")

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Wonderful…

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Yer pal,  
Satan

_TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:  
One month, one week, two days, 4 hours, 53 minutes and 29 seconds.  
1568 cigarettes not smoked, saving $196.02.  
Life saved: 5 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes._

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/napster-bad/19773/7 "2000-05-18T12:33:35Z")

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I about laughed my butt right off. That guy actually sounds like Lars. Hilarious!  
Zette
