# NASA locates Winston Niles Rumfoord

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nasa-locates-winston-niles-rumfoord/691516>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 24, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nasa-locates-winston-niles-rumfoord/691516 "2014-06-24T05:06:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nasa-locates-winston-niles-rumfoord/691516/1 "2014-06-24T05:06:57Z")

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[Or possibly Kazak, Saro, or Malachi Constant](http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jun/22/mystery-object-lake-saturn-titan-scientists-nasa).

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nasa-locates-winston-niles-rumfoord/691516/2 "2014-06-24T08:50:50Z")

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Damn Chrono-synclastic Infundibulum!

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nasa-locates-winston-niles-rumfoord/691516/3 "2014-06-24T10:11:42Z")

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(I think you meant [Salo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tralfamadore)?)

When I read that, back in 1974, both I and my then-apartment-mate found the idea of life with the Harmoniums very attractive, and we wanted to go live with them at the bottom of a cave like Boaz did.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nasa-locates-winston-niles-rumfoord/691516/4 "2014-06-24T16:58:52Z")

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(Some stuff so it’s not in all caps.)

IT’S AN INTELLIGENCE TEST!