# NASCAR themed Chick Tract **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247 "2005-05-03T17:12:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/21 "2005-05-03T21:31:13Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Why\* is \*Jesus faceless? I’m getting a creepy vibe here. Another example of Biblical mistranslation. The verse should read: _"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son_\*'s nose\*\*."\* Plus, they left out the part with the belt sander altogether. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/22 "2005-05-03T21:32:48Z")
Does anybody know the significance of the the number 14? Both of the crashes occured on the 14th lap. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/23 "2005-05-03T21:37:26Z")
[Car 14 history](http://www.nascar.com/2004/news/headlines/cup/01/06/carhistory_archive/index.html) > [@](#): > > Car Number: 14 > Drivers: Bob Flock, Fonty Flock, Hershel McGriff, Billy Myers, George Dunn, Ken Rush, Dick Zimmerman, Ted Chamberlain, Roy Hall, Lloyd Moore, Tex Keene, Curtis Turner, Buddy Shuman, Banjo Matthews, Slick Smith, Buck Baker, Bob Keefe, Scotty Cain, Carl Burris, Paul Parks, Jim Paschal, Johnny Allen, Charley Griffith, Darel Dieringer, Troy Ruttman, Jim McElreath, Richard Brickhouse, Bobby Allison, Ramo Stott, LeeRoy Yarbrough, Coo Coo Marlin, Sterling Marlin, Charlie Glotzbach, Dick Kranzler, Jimmy Means, A.J. Foyt, Harry Goularte, Tracy Leslie, Mike Chase, Bobby Labonte, Terry Labonte, John Andretti, Ricky Craven, Jeff Krogh, Jeff Green, Robby Gordon, Steve Park, Randy Lajoie, Boris Said, Dick Trickle, Mike Bliss, Rick Mast, Ron Hornaday, Stacy Compton, P.J. Jones, Mike Wallace, Larry Foyt > > Summary: The No. 14 has been like a member of the family to several drivers, especially to the Flocks, the Marlins, the Labontes and the Foyts. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/24 "2005-05-03T21:38:38Z")
:smack: Never mind. That wasn’t even the question, was it? ---
**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/25 "2005-05-03T21:45:28Z")
Yeah, this one was kinda lame. The only part I really liked is the colored picture used for the title. All it really needs is a caption. I vote for _“I gotta peeeee!!!”_ ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/26 "2005-05-03T21:51:03Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > :smack: Never mind. That wasn’t even the question, was it? Well, not exactly, but thanks anyway! I wonder if we need _The Jack Chick Code_…I’m getting a book idea. ---
**Author:** ![GLWasteful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f05b48/32.png) [@GLWasteful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GLWasteful)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/27 "2005-05-03T22:11:02Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > Of _course_ ‘The Kid’ is from California! All of us from there are damned to Hell, what with our Liberal Thinking and all. And ya gots ta watch out fer them Asians! Them an’ their heathen Buddha! What’s really interesting is that Chick, himself, is from California, and remarried an Asian woman after his first wife died. Might this be subtle (well, as subtle as Jack is ever capable of being) self-loathing from Jacko? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/28 "2005-05-03T22:15:07Z")
> [@JeffB](#): > > Does anybody know the significance of the the number 14? Both of the crashes occured on the 14th lap. Just a guess, but I’d WAG that it’s just the next to last lap. 15 laps is a not-uncommon length for sprint races on short tracks – these guys weren’t quite in the Nextel Cup yet, I’m thinking. NASCAR division III and IV are races commonly run for that length, and I think IMSA does it, too. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/29 "2005-05-03T22:38:25Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Well, you can’t keep up a full head of hellfire for 30 years… and anyway I don’t think he’s even scripting them himself any more, and you know what farming it out to staff and apprentices that can do to any piece of work. I have this mental image of a free-lance/moonlighting apprentice with two commissioned works-in-progress on the drawing board in front of him: a “Garfield” strip and a Chick tract… ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/30 "2005-05-03T22:40:35Z")
I always get the wrong lesson from these things. It didn’t make me want to find Jesus. It made me want to find an Asian girlfriend. Kim IS dazzling! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/31 "2005-05-03T22:40:39Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Another example of Biblical mistranslation. The verse should read: > > _"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son_\*'s nose\*\*."\* > > Plus, they left out the part with the belt sander altogether. Michael Jackson is the Messiah? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/32 "2005-05-03T22:42:00Z")
> [@Miss Violaceous](#): > > I always get the wrong lesson from these things. It didn’t make me want to find Jesus. It made me want to find an Asian girlfriend. Kim IS dazzling! Well, it is a **chick** tract… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/33 "2005-05-03T22:43:09Z")
> [@JeffB](#): > > Does anybody know the significance of the the number 14? Both of the crashes occured on the 14th lap. Well, you see, when the tubby Hispanic guy was in the asylum, he heard this one guy talking about all these numbers, so when he got out he bought a lottery ticket with them, and then things started getting _really_ weird. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/34 "2005-05-03T22:55:15Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > Meh… I feel that Chick has been phoning it in lately. Where is the hate? The vitrol? The unmitigated anger? Looks like Jack is settling for petulance. _"Your marriage meant more to you than **my** sacrifice._" What is that statue Kim Lee is lighting a candle too? Buddha on Casual Day? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/35 "2005-05-03T23:45:27Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > You know, if Grandma had put her foot down about this running 'shine business and converted that heathen devil’s brew making Grandpa, the California Kid might have had a chance to grow up and be something worthwhile like a doctor or televangelist cause the Jeff Gordon clone would have never grown up to be a race car driver if he hadn’t had Grandpa’s evil influence. So, it’s all Grandma’s fault. > > **BURN IN HELL GRANNY!!!** Um, I think it was the Dale Earnhart (that’s who J.J. was supposed to be, right?) clone’s grandpa, not Jeff Gordon’s. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/36 "2005-05-03T23:48:58Z")
> [@Steve MB](#): > > Michael Jackson is the Messiah? Hey, Michael Jackson still has a nose. It’s just very, very strange. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/37 "2005-05-03T23:57:09Z")
The “Eliminator” contemplates the Kid, after beating him out on points: “I’m **worried** about his soul, because he’s obviously a second-rate lah-HOOO-zer and he might fall into one them ‘fake’ religions out of desperation from being such a lah-HOOO-zer! Now where that’s race groupie with the harelip? I hear she sucks like a hoover.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@The\_Hook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hook)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/38 "2005-05-04T00:19:51Z")
So, God is a crash-test dummy. Neat. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/39 "2005-05-04T00:22:27Z")
I want a chair like the one Jesus has. I think it’s the kind that has a built-in beer cooler. Jesus would have one of those, wouldn’t he? Nothing but the best! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nascar-themed-chick-tract/302247/40 "2005-05-04T00:47:36Z")
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