# Nashville Area

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nashville-area/929037>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 27, 2020, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nashville-area/929037 "2020-12-27T20:27:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nashville-area/929037/1 "2020-12-27T20:27:21Z")

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Well.  
THAT was interesting!  
And now we have a Blast Zone, instead of a Tourist District.

AT&T restored the Net for me, just minutes ago.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nashville-area/929037/2 "2020-12-28T14:17:36Z")

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Welcome Back. I’m glad he didn’t kill anyone. I hope the three injured have full recoveries.

Did you feel or hear anything?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nashville-area/929037/3 "2020-12-28T21:34:15Z")

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Nope.  
But I eye witnessed a burglary attempt, by some clever duck who realized that :

No Net + No Phones = No Burglar Alarms.

I flagged down a Patrol Car, & he went to collect the clown.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nashville-area/929037/4 "2020-12-29T02:07:37Z")

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Shame he forgot about the “No people watching me break in” part. Like Barbie famously almost said, “Crime is _hard_!”

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nashville-area/929037/5 "2020-12-29T02:19:55Z")

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Tattoo Barbie comes with a pack of smokes, buzz cut, bag with dollar sign and a fake alibi with Ken at Ye Olde Malt Shoppe?