# Natalie Portman finally... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 6, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718 "2007-10-06T01:31:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Defective\_Detective](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@Defective\_Detective](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defective_Detective)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/1 "2007-10-06T01:31:42Z")
Yes, you know what comes after the suspense in the title. She finally gets… naked! 🆒 Here, watch it: [video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7188804047130160056&q=hotel+chevalier&total=28&start=0&num=20&so=0&type=search&plindex=1](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7188804047130160056&q=hotel+chevalier&total=28&start=0&num=20&so=0&type=search&plindex=1)] I thought it was a fabulous film. At 13 minutes long, it’s only one scene. Not much dialog but it certainly is intense. Intense, I might add, in an emotional sense, not in a pornographic sense (sorry guys). What do you think of it? I liked it a lot. ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/2 "2007-10-06T01:40:28Z")
Haven’t finished watching it yet, but it’s also available free right now via the iTunes Store for anyone who uses that. Equally interested in what Wes Anderson’s doing as in seeing Ms. Portman unclothed. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/3 "2007-10-06T02:44:44Z")
Even though she’s most certainly naked, you don’t really see anything. Except her posterior and back. Which are very nice, she’s quite petite. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/4 "2007-10-06T02:52:26Z")
What? No shower scene? Bah. ---
**Author:** ![Defective\_Detective](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@Defective\_Detective](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defective_Detective)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/5 "2007-10-06T03:46:31Z")
I TOLD you it’s not pornographic! Sorry! But I still think it was a great scene. Did nobody else love the dialog? Am I the only person who paid attention? I just loved it. Brutal honesty and a physical relationship, how often do you have that? I wish I could experience that more often. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/6 "2007-10-06T04:16:53Z")
[QUOTE=Defective Detective] I TOLD you it’s not pornographic! Sorry! But I still think it was a great scene. Did nobody else love the dialog? Am I the only person who paid attention? I just loved it. Brutal honesty and a physical relationship, how often do you have that? I wish I could experience that more often. [/QUOTE] I had no sound at all on the clip. [Never mind. Fixed it by wiggling stuff.] And no nudity. If you’re not showing your naughty bits you’re not naked. Can we sue for false advertising? (BTW, nudity and porn are two totally different things.) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/7 "2007-10-06T06:10:56Z")
[QUOTE=Defective Detective] Did nobody else love the dialog? [/QUOTE] All the bits I watched didn’t have any dialogue. It was awfully slow pacing. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/8 "2007-10-06T06:47:17Z")
What’s with the dude in this clip? Seriously - you’ve got a naked Natalie Portman in your bed, and you sound like you’re watching a mildly depressing weather report. I don’t care if Ms. Portman just flew to Paris after torching your dog, man - get over it! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/9 "2007-10-06T06:58:30Z")
[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase] And no nudity. [/QUOTE] An ass isn’t nudity? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/10 "2007-10-06T09:02:58Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] An ass isn’t nudity? 😕 [/QUOTE] No. You need tits and bush. Or anyway, shaved bush. ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/11 "2007-10-06T09:23:28Z")
And not midget one. What a gip. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/12 "2007-10-06T09:29:03Z")
[QUOTE=LiveOnAPlane] No. You need tits and bush. [/QUOTE] It’s true, ManLaw #67. Anyways, it was good to see these lost clips from The Professional. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/13 "2007-10-06T14:07:14Z")
Well, I liked it, but Natalie sure is getting a bad case of smoker’s voice. ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/14 "2007-10-06T15:30:36Z")
How much of it do I have to stream before I see Natalie in the nuddy? I’m three minutes in and I haven’t seen so much as an ankle. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/15 "2007-10-06T19:45:42Z")
[QUOTE=Usram] How much of it do I have to stream before I see Natalie in the nuddy? I’m three minutes in and I haven’t seen so much as an ankle. [/QUOTE] Umm, just speed it up by grabing the marker and moving it around, ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/16 "2007-10-06T19:50:18Z")
He can’t. His hands are occupied. ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/17 "2007-10-06T19:52:16Z")
la la la, nothing to see here ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/18 "2007-10-06T19:59:17Z")
[QUOTE=Usram] la la la, nothing to see here [/QUOTE] I’ll bet you’ve got a really fast car though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/19 "2007-10-06T20:07:18Z")
[QUOTE=Christopher] I’ll bet you’ve got a really fast car though. 😉 [/QUOTE] Eh? Fast car? > [@Red Barchetta](#): > > Umm, just speed it up by grabing the marker and moving it around You still have to wait for it to download. Maybe you are on a faster connection than me. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718/20 "2007-10-06T22:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] What? No shower scene? Bah. [/QUOTE] What? No love for a little Hershlag heiney? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portman-finally/421718.md?page=2)