# Natalie Portman's nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 19, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066 "2003-11-19T09:16:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/1 "2003-11-19T09:16:36Z")
If it was earlier in the evening, I’d probably be able to think of a clever subject line and something witty to write here. But it’s late, so all I can say is "check out [this picture](http://channels.netscape.com/fotosrch/3/20031114MJT114.jpg) of Natalie Portman in a see through dress. ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/2 "2003-11-19T10:44:21Z")
Natalie Portman is a very average woman in most all respects. I can’t understand the fascination with her. Maybe I’m not enough of a geek. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/3 "2003-11-19T10:45:19Z")
Nipples. Two of 'em. Check. Is there any point (heh) you’re trying to make? I mean, see-thru dresses are not _that_ uncommon in Hollywood, are they? ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/4 "2003-11-19T10:45:52Z")
No, no. I shouldn’t be negative. Of course I’m enough of a geek. I just have more sense than others. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/5 "2003-11-19T10:48:11Z")
I’m almost certain that there are real topless pics of her floating around the 'net somewhere. Personally, I’m more fascinated by her (CGI enhanced?) stomach as seen in Attack of the Clones. 'twas the only thing worth seeing in that movie in my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/6 "2003-11-19T11:07:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I’m almost certain that there are real topless pics of her floating around the 'net somewhere. \*\* Yep. Paparazzi pics taken a couple of years back. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/7 "2003-11-19T12:44:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eternal \* > \*\*Natalie Portman is a very average woman in most all respects. I can’t understand the fascination with her. Maybe I’m not enough of a geek. \*\* Well, she kinda looks like Karen Black did when she played the Monkey in **Portnoy’s Complaint** , and the Monkey is one of the most desired fictional women ever. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/8 "2003-11-19T13:15:42Z")
So let me get this straight. I start a thread entitled “Natalie Portman’s nipples”. I write an OP talking about Natalie Portman’s nipples. I give a link to a picture of Natalie Portman’s nipples. People click on the link to verify it is indeed a picture of Natalie Portman’s nipples. People then post a message in a thread on Natalie Portman’s nipples. To say that they have no interest whatsoever in Natalie Portman’s nipples. uh-huh ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/9 "2003-11-19T13:17:37Z")
She looks a lot like Demi Moore in that picture. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/10 "2003-11-19T13:25:01Z")
Chalk me up as another one who’s quite uninterested in Natalie Portman. ---
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/11 "2003-11-19T13:33:50Z")
Nipples on the starboard bow, Captain! ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/12 "2003-11-19T14:06:34Z")
_Right-click, Save Picture As “portnip.jpg”_ **Coldfire** , nipples are a very, very big deal in America. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/13 "2003-11-19T14:09:10Z")
God bless you, **Little Nemo**. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/14 "2003-11-19T14:12:00Z")
I think they’re in the wrong place. Are they stick ons? And she ain’t all that. ---
**Author:** ![CaptEgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@CaptEgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptEgo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/15 "2003-11-19T16:10:06Z")
_laughs_ She is nothing special…but for some reason I am compelled to visit the thread about her see-throughed-ness and tell people that she clearly isn’t special enough for me to come and visit a thread about her nipples. Or at least that is the sub-text that I read. One would assume that anyone with no real reason to care would simply not show up at all…would read ‘Natalie Portman----’ and be off to look at/read about someone more meaningful. Oh the sweet irony of it all. ---
**Author:** ![criminalcatalog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/16 "2003-11-19T16:22:15Z")
Maybe just to mix it up a bit we should think of the Nipples (proper) as the master, and natalie portman (secondary) as the “accessory”. As if this thread were titled “Nipples’ natalie portman.” Sometimes the nipples (as in this case) lead the parade. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/17 "2003-11-19T16:26:30Z")
Eh, I’d do her. ---
**Author:** ![CaptEgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@CaptEgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptEgo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/18 "2003-11-19T16:42:48Z")
Nipply Portman’s Natales? Intriguing. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/19 "2003-11-19T17:11:58Z")
did anyone else read the thread title with the music to “Timothy Leary’s dead…” (LEGEND OF A MIND by Moody Blues) going through your head? Seen the topless pix also. (I’ll try to find the site later). I’m a fan! ---
**Author:** ![BizarroRonJeremy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@BizarroRonJeremy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BizarroRonJeremy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/20 "2003-11-19T17:19:11Z")
Hahahaha… For all the people that “don’t care for” NP’s nipples, this Post is getting a lot of views!!! Over 500 since 4:00 AM this morning! Hypocrites! 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066.md?page=2)