# Natalie Portman's nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 19, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066 "2003-11-19T09:16:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/21 "2003-11-19T17:44:25Z")
Nipples are cool, but vaginas are way cool. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/22 "2003-11-19T18:12:57Z")
Cool? You must be doing something wrong. I prefer both warm. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/23 "2003-11-19T18:20:24Z")
Soooo…what’s the big deal? They’re just sitting there not doing a damn thing that’s interesting, near as I can tell. Is there an actual _point_ to this thread, or are we just worked up because we get to see a movie star’s nipples? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/24 "2003-11-19T18:32:53Z")
Once again we see illustrated a fundamental difference between men and women. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/25 "2003-11-19T18:33:06Z")
They don’t so much have to _do_ anything that’s interesting, other than show up in public. They’re very much like royalty in that manner. ---
**Author:** ![typhoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/26 "2003-11-19T18:35:47Z")
I just want to be the first person in this thread to unequivocally express my ardent appreciation of Natalie Portman’s nipples, that picture, and this thread. Screw the rest of you. ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/27 "2003-11-19T18:36:55Z")
Sorry **CrazyCatLady** , but I think you’re the wrong gender to appreciate the POINTS of this thread. My reaction? Nice dress she’s wearing–we can see her panties, too. Thanks for sharing. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/28 "2003-11-19T18:47:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BizarroRonJeremy \* > \*\*Hahahaha… > > For all the people that “don’t care for” NP’s nipples, this Post is getting a lot of views!!! > > Over 500 since 4:00 AM this morning! > > Hypocrites! 😉 \*\* Since 4 people stated specifically they weren’t interested, and I assume they’re gay, that leaves 496 who were interested, at least enough to open this thread. Personally, I find the whole thread very offensive. Not just for the silly Subject Line, but that anyone, anywhere, male or female, gay or straight, could think of present-day Natalie Portman to be anything than one of the most gorgeous, breathtakingly-beautiful women on the planet. “They have eyes, but do not see…” I’ll bet it’s an anti-Star Wars thing, rubbed off onto her. ---
**Author:** ![Brad\_Pittiful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Brad\_Pittiful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brad_Pittiful)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/29 "2003-11-19T18:55:48Z")
[austin powers] is it cold in here? [/austin powers] ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/30 "2003-11-19T19:41:56Z")
Hooray for boobies. That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/31 "2003-11-19T20:07:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrazyCatLady \*Is there an actual _point_ to this thread? \*\* Actually, there are two… ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/32 "2003-11-19T20:14:22Z")
I stand by **typhoon**. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/33 "2003-11-19T20:28:06Z")
Alex, I’ll take Natalie Portman’s nipples for a hundred please. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/34 "2003-11-19T21:09:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*Alex, I’ll take Natalie Portman’s nipples for a hundred please. \*\* …leaving Miss Portman with none, and stealing the appeal of the thread. Nice. You’d at least display them on a plaque over the fireplace, right? ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/35 "2003-11-19T21:46:25Z")
Any pictures of her stomach AND nipples? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/36 "2003-11-19T21:50:42Z")
I’m thinking of having them stuffed. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/37 "2003-11-19T21:53:29Z")
What are we FARK now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/38 "2003-11-19T22:00:27Z")
Yes, we are. I am anyway. I’ve already caught the Fark; I keep seeing pictures of women and thinking, “Yeah I’d hit it” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/39 "2003-11-19T23:46:36Z")
I think the reason a lot of people are obsessed with Natalie Portman is the same reason some people are obsessed over Jodie Foster - she was portrayed in a sexualized manner in her early teens. Tickles those neotenous instincts of ours. ---
**Author:** ![syncrolecyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@syncrolecyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/syncrolecyne)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/40 "2003-11-19T23:51:07Z")
Neotonous being from the Greek for “jailbait-chasing perv”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066.md?page=3)