# Natalie Portman's nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 19, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066 "2003-11-19T09:16:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/41 "2003-11-19T23:58:12Z")
What movie was Natalie Portman portrayed in a sexualized manner? I never found Jodie Foster too hot. Pretty, not hot. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/42 "2003-11-19T23:59:17Z")
Definitely _Beautiful Girls_, and possibly _The Professional_. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/43 "2003-11-20T00:06:45Z")
> [@](#): > > are we just worked up because we get to see a movie star’s nipples? Ummm…yeah, that’s pretty much it. I like nipples. I like looking at nipples. And I like looking at attractive female celebrity nipples. If you want a point, how about this. Why would Natalie Portman, who has always refused to do any nudity on screen, choose to appear at a awards show in a transparent dress? ---
**Author:** ![six-o3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@six-o3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/six-o3)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/44 "2003-11-20T00:09:47Z")
Definitely sexualized in certain versions of The Professional. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/45 "2003-11-20T00:24:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Natalie Portman is a very average woman in most all respects. I can’t understand the fascination with her. Maybe I’m not enough of a geek. I can’t understand the disinterest in her. I have intravenous valium to keep myself from going postal on you guys. Are you _sure_ you’re not gay? ---
**Author:** ![BlackNGold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BlackNGold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackNGold)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/46 "2003-11-20T00:27:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FriarTed \* > **did anyone else read the thread title with the music to “Timothy Leary’s dead…” (LEGEND OF A MIND by Moody Blues) going through your head?** Oh, just @#%&\*%$ great. Now I’ll have this on my mind all day tomorrow. Once I read this, I put the thread title to music, not “Legend of a Mind”, but Bauhaus’ “Bela Lugosi’s Dead”. _Natalie Portman’s nipples_ _Undead, undead, undead_ **FriarTed** , thank you so much. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/47 "2003-11-20T00:47:22Z")
_No, nonono no They’re outside looking in_ ---
**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/48 "2003-11-20T01:16:04Z")
What’s the big deal? I have nipples. Though they don’t form the tips of breasts, I still have them. They’re even somewhat inverted. Unless it’s cold. ---
**Author:** ![Spurious\_George](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Spurious\_George](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spurious_George)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/49 "2003-11-20T01:18:07Z")
Neat. God bless the Transparent Dress Company. I’m getting those nipples tattooed on my butt. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/50 "2003-11-20T01:38:03Z")
Yes, there are times for discussing relativity theory, the death penalty, Roe vs Wade, etc But I’m glad the SDMB also allows discourse on some very important topics - Natalie Portman’s nipples !!! And if you’d like to see some other unclothed femmes, the site is: [http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops\_index.htm](http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops_index.htm) It’s VERY slow has lots of pop-ups but on the plus side - it is free and it has some beautiful photos of famous females. ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/51 "2003-11-20T01:42:19Z")
I don’t see any position problems with Natalie’s nipples. **BUT** since we already have a thread about nipples, here is where I will have y’all critique, this chick’s [See picture that shows Brande Roderick nipples](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031119/482/bom10311191102&e=9). I do not know how she got them so high up on the breast. That is just not right. ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/52 "2003-11-20T01:44:20Z")
I love nipples too, and I’m a chick. If you go [here](http://members.lycos.co.uk/webweaving/page21.html), you can see Hugo Weaving’s nipples. Yay! ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/53 "2003-11-20T02:07:09Z")
She looks like she’s singing in that picture. I didn’t know she could sing. Is she singing? Nipples. nipples ---
**Author:** ![snafiasco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@snafiasco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snafiasco)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/54 "2003-11-20T02:27:18Z")
I like Natalie’s nipples. I call the left one Sab’e and the right one Cord’e. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/55 "2003-11-20T02:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by deb2world \* > \*\*[Brande Roderick nipples](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031119/482/bom10311191102&e=9). I do not know how she got them so high up on the breast. That is just not right. \*\* Bad Boob job. Tragically bad. But Yahoo is great for nipplage. If you see a photo of a female celeb on Yahoo’s Most Viewed Stories news page, and she’s not associated with one of the top stores (and she’s not Britney, Pamela, or Jennifer), look for nipples. ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/56 "2003-11-20T03:23:08Z")
Natalie Portman? _yawn_ Wake me up when you have some new pics of Heidi Klum. Now _there’s_ a hottie. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/57 "2003-11-20T03:28:55Z")
Uh oh, I think I’ve caught Fark-fluenza…yeah I’d hit it…look out, its a trap! here comes the science…faptastic! ---
**Author:** ![Petter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@Petter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petter)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/58 "2003-11-20T04:02:16Z")
Can I be the first to say that she’s wearing a flesh coloured bra? FARK linked to this and comments linked to a shot from another angle where the bra is clearly visible. Comments then linked to the rest of Natalie’s pics. Nipples protruding through two layers of fabric, woo … hoo. ---
**Author:** ![doctordoowop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@doctordoowop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doctordoowop)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/59 "2003-11-20T05:01:10Z")
As Groucho said about his moustache, “You can’t expect her nipples to go around by themselves-they’d get mighty lonely.” ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/60 "2003-11-20T05:54:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*If you want a point, how about this. Why would Natalie Portman, who has always refused to do any nudity on screen, choose to appear at a awards show in a transparent dress? \*\* I’ve heard that often those dresses don’t look so transparent in the store or at fittings, but when the woman gets up on stage in front of those multiple SuperDooperTrouper bright lights, bam, it’s transparent as all getout. That happened to Jewel one time too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066.md?page=4)