# Natalie Portman's nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 19, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066 "2003-11-19T09:16:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![applejamie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@applejamie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/applejamie)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/81 "2003-11-21T06:45:37Z")
Um, mine look better and I think her double from POTC is better lookin’ ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/82 "2003-11-21T06:54:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TeaElle \* > \*\*That leads me to the conclusion that young Miss A, er, um, _Portman_ was happy to hype her goodies for a little bit of attention. And if that ain’t a turnoff, what is? \*\* Huh? That’s more of a turn-on than a turnoff. Exhibitionistic girls are a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/83 "2003-11-21T06:57:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chronos \* > \*\*Miss Portman certainly isn’t bad looking (though she doesn’t compare to Princess Leia by a long shot) \*\* They don’t compare…Natalie’s much hotter. They’re not in the same league. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/84 "2003-11-21T07:48:52Z")
I’m willing to start a thread on Carrie Fisher’s nipples if she’s willing to do her part. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/85 "2003-11-21T08:24:22Z")
Milk, milk, lemonade … ---
**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/86 "2003-11-21T09:14:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TeaElle \* > \*\*That leads me to the conclusion that young Miss A, er, um, _Portman_ was happy to hype her goodies for a little bit of attention. And if that ain’t a turnoff, what is? \*\* Yeah, sure. “Hey man, there’s a pic of Natalie Portman, you can see her nipples” “Really? I love that chick! But wait… she did it on purpose?” “I think so, to catch a little bit of atention” “Nah! Forget it. That turns me off…” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/87 "2003-11-21T15:35:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*I’m willing to start a thread on Carrie Fisher’s nipples if she’s willing to do her part. \*\* 1983 “Return of the Jedi” Carrie Fisher nipples or 2003 guest starring on “Good Morning Miami” Carrie Fisher nipples? 😃 And forgive me for giving y’all the benefit of the doubt in believing that someone being wretchedly opportunistic and obvious would be less interesting or captivating than someone who is attempting to draw attention via the reptilian rather than higher functioning portions of your brains. I clearly forgot that we were talking about boobies. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/88 "2003-11-21T16:47:07Z")
I’d click on just about any thread mentioning someone’s nipples, even if it was someone I disliked. It’s just human curiosity. I’d click on it even if it was Courtney Love. Natalie Portman just looks like an average girl. Not better, not worse. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/89 "2003-11-21T16:56:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by applejamie \* > \*\*Um, mine look better… \*\* We need proof. ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/90 "2003-11-21T17:28:39Z")
You sure this isn’t a fake? Fakes are really common, and something about this just doesn’t look quite right. Especially if it’s a big topic on FARK, which is known for photoshopped pics. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/91 "2003-11-21T21:47:14Z")
I’m with you, **Chronos**. ---
**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/92 "2003-11-21T22:39:51Z")
I agree with **Indygrrrl**. It’s just curiosity, **TeaElle**. It’s not masturbatory fantasies or something like it. About Natalie Portman, I like her very very much (a matter of tastes), but I’d also click on, for example, Julia Roberts nipples. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/93 "2003-11-22T04:19:14Z")
Anna Faris, hubba hubba 😃 [![](http://annafaris.net/pictures/professional/09.jpg) ](http://annafaris.net/pictures/professional/09.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/94 "2003-11-22T04:54:25Z")
> [@](#): > > You sure this isn’t a fake? Fakes are really common, and something about this just doesn’t look quite right. Especially if it’s a big topic on FARK, which is known for photoshopped pics. It may be on Fark but I originally found the picture on the celebrity section of Netscape’s home page. Ironically they were featuring Nicole Kidman not Natalie Portman; it was an award show where Kidman was winning some prize and Portman was the presenter. Anyway, I’m not prepared to testify that the picture isn’t a fake, but it certainly appeared in a context where it would be highly unusual to find a fake. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/95 "2003-11-22T05:44:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF \* > \*\*I stand by **typhoon**. \*\* Uh, considering he said > [@](#): > > Screw the rest of you. That might _not_ be the best idea. Personally, I’ll stand by Ms. Portman. It’s safer, and the view’s **much** better. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/96 "2003-11-22T07:17:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by deb2world \* > \*\ ***BUT** since we already have a thread about nipples, here is where I will have y’all critique, this chick’s [See picture that shows Brande Roderick nipples](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031119/482/bom10311191102&e=9). I do not know how she got them so high up on the breast. That is just not right. \*\* They look like a Smiley Face Button. Strange. ---
**Author:** ![Ersatz\_Shmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@Ersatz\_Shmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ersatz_Shmoe)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/97 "2003-11-22T22:16:30Z")
> [@](#): > > And forgive me for giving y’all the benefit of the doubt in believing that someone being wretchedly opportunistic and obvious would be less interesting or captivating than someone who is attempting to draw attention via the reptilian rather than higher functioning portions of your brains. I clearly forgot that we were talking about boobies. ☹ Damn skippy. And I’d like to thank Little Nemo for the picture of my future ex-wife. Much appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066/98 "2003-11-22T23:48:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chronos \* > \*\* But does anyone else think that that’s otherwise a rather unflattering shot of her? \*\* I’m in complete agreement with you. That shot aside, IMO, she is gorgeous, captivating, enchanting…The perfect woman, Natalie Portman is. And if anyone wants to dispute this, I refer you to the scene in **AOTC** with the waterfalls in the background and her fascinating smile in the foreground. For that smile, I would break my commitment to the Jedi Order, launch 1000 ships, you name it. She is a goddess in corporeal form. Clear? 🙂 > [@](#): > > Miss Portman certainly isn’t bad looking (though she doesn’t compare to Princess Leia by a long shot) Once again, you are right. No comparison. Leia did not inherit Amidala’s fascinating looks. 🙂 Cheers, quasar [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/natalie-portmans-nipples/214066.md?page=4)