National Enquirer tries to blackmail Bezos over Wash. Post stories

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sorry

Isn’t National Enquirer the one that has been accused of buying the rights to Trump’s infidelities and sitting on them? What happens if Bezos says, “Fuck you all”, buys AMI, and hands over all those delicious nuggets to the Post’s investigators?

As to the first question - yep, and been more than accused.
From that article:

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Your second question: shrug Depends on if they’re willing to sell - it’s a private company.

Oh my, lookie here. That immunity agreement that AIM signed?

The Guardian points out that there’s an interesting little clause in it:

Just a little bit of legalese buried away in something their [del]Dildo[/del] lawyers told them to sign. I mean, who really reads the fine print?

As another poster mentioned elsewhere, I immediately (well, it did take a few minutes) thought of the Duke of Wellington. For those who don’t know the story, the Duke received a letter from a rather disreputable fellow saying that a well-known London courtesan named Harriet Wilson was going to publish her memoirs which included some ‘scenes’ with the Duke. Of course, for a certain sum (left unsaid), he could do some editing. Wellington’s reply was much shorter than Bezos’s, but the sentiment was the same:

“Publish and be Damned.”

Will be interesting to see how this plays out.

Forgot to post the link:

It also depends on whether Bezos is prepared to fund Hulk Hogan and others to sue them for libel and mulct them for substantial monetary damages.

To go one step past Wellington, David Letterman himself actually announced on the air he was being blackmailed and spent 10 minutes acknowledging his sins.

And Rysto, you’re right.:o Exponentials are not my strong suit.

Ooh, new word!
Looks up meaning

This lawyer explains convincingly that what the NE did isn’t an actual crime.

ahem post 17 :smiley: There’s a followup from Popehat as well.
An additional note:

Original tweet here.

You need to brush up on your Jeeves and Wooster stories. :wink:

And if you want to inspect AMI’s immunity agreement, it looks like the “fine print” was right up front there.

Second rule of the League of Evil Assholes is to only hire stupid lawyers.

Yep. AMI may have a Pecker but Bezos has balls!

I’ve always felt Bezos was a douche, but I almost feel like cheering for the guy. What’s that old Arab proverb? The douche bag who is the enemy of the douche bag I don’t like is…not so much a douche bag.

What is the first?

Always speak in monologues.