National Enquirer tries to blackmail Bezos over Wash. Post stories

And gee, look, AMI is based in New York City, NY, and Boca Raton, FL!

I’m looking forward to seeing how the lawyers try to squirm out from under those state charges.

Lets skip ahead a year and suppose AMI is tried and found guilty and convicted. How does that look? Is the corporation guilty? Corporations can only pay fines, they can’t go to jail. Are natural persons owning the corporation, or profiting from it ( shareholders) or working with it, ( employees) or for it, ( hired lawyers) fined or going to jail?

Okay, thanks. That puts my mind at ease, wrt Pecker and Dildo being able to wriggle out of this one.

And eschereal, we’d been given to understand that there was a persuasive, if not convincing, argument for characterizing this as a civil matter (more so than a mugging would be); I was concerned about the bad guys being in a position to spin prosecutorial pursuit as a politically-motivated “favor” to Bezos.

Not that I don’t expect them to anyway.

It depends on what is discovered. Blackmail and extortion are felonies, and they are committed by the person who actually commits the crime.

You can’t call someone and tell them to give you $1000 or your tell their wife they’re cheating, and then say “I didn’t do that, my company did that”. Nor can you send your security manager to murder your competitor and say “My company did that. Fine it!”

I’m sure that one of America’s most popular “information” sources committing crimes to protect a pair of Putin-style kleptocrats is fun to discuss in a sort of “can you believe this timeline?” way (“Is this a political thriller film? Wake me when it’s over.”) …

… But what I want to know is …

… was “autofocus” brought to us by a zealous automated spell-checker? Or do you have a weird typing aphasia similar to mine?

It’s damn autocorrect

make that “illegally obtained, privately taken non-commercial naked selfies”.

I’m kind of surprised that Autocorrect isn’t self-protective enough to detect when it’s being cursed, and change the cursee.

As in: you type ‘Damned autocorrect!’ but it comes out ‘Damned auditorium!’

/sidetrack

The source of the leak has been identified. Lauren Sanchez’s brother, Michael. He is a big Trump supporter.

Well that’s going to make for an awkward Thanksgiving Dinner.

And did he have any sort of legitimate access to her phone?

No worries.

He’ll phone in from his cell block.

Interesting. And pertaining to the guilt of lawyers and fixers like Michael Cohen.
[Tangent}, it will be interesting to see how this plays out in the increasing number of companies who offer services that are later found to be illegal or scams. Like too-agressive debt collecting that borders on deceitful intimidation. Or selling fake “health supplements”. In all of these cases, will the actual schmucks/douchebags that phoned the marks, be liable for any punishment. [/end tangent].

That would be punishable as revenge porn, right? Or is such crime only applicable if his sister ( of Bezos, as the other victim) presses charges? What Is Revenge Porn? Is Revenge Porn a Crime? | CriminalDefenseLawyer.com

The Enquirer may get away with this easily if they just get fined for dessiminating revenge porn. A fine of 30 K max… but then the civil suit may be where the real blows are dealt.

IANAL, but I would like to think that: “No, my brother did not have my permission to dig around on my phone, now that you mention it.” would be enough.

Even if the criminal penalty for revenge porn is small and easily-absorbed by a company like AMI (in fact, they’ve probably come up against that law before, and just wrote it off as a cost of doing business), it’s still a violation of their immunity agreement, which could have huge consequences. Especially since that immunity agreement is relevant to their connections to bigger fish. Remember, sweet though it would be to throw Pecker in jail, that’s not the endgame.

The Atlantic about the legal ramifications of sextortion. Sextortion: Is Jeff Bezos's Stand a Turning Point? - The Atlantic

( I noticed just now that my signature about that bar was still on. I didn’t see it in my own settings of the Dope. I hope I killed it now, it must have gotten way, way old by now. )

Who will he borrow the phone from?

When he opens his next Amazon order he’s going to be in for a big surprise.

I didn’t realize the National Enquirer paid that well…