# National Geographic doesn't think I can handle seeing cavewoman boobies

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 15, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-geographic-doesnt-think-i-can-handle-seeing-cavewoman-boobies/279928 "2004-12-15T04:32:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-geographic-doesnt-think-i-can-handle-seeing-cavewoman-boobies/279928/21 "2004-12-16T19:39:45Z")

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> [@LorieSmurf](#):
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> Oh, I just saw your comment about the Homo Sapiens. I knew they looked familiar! KISS!
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> Yes, the miniskirt and tube top caught my attention as well. I can’t believe that bitch broke the Neanderthals bone flute!! All he wanted to do was mate with her and save his people ☹  
> 😉

I don’t know about you, but frankly that goofy little re-enactment showing the drama between the lonely Neanderthal dude (who was honestly ENTHRALLED at how sophisticated the Homo Sapiens were) was far more touching to me than 2+ hours/300+ pages of _Clan of the cave bear_ 😛 The Homo Sapien women were pretty cute (go figure! 😛 ) save for the insanely nappy hair they all had.

Also, was I the only one who was reminded of the story of ‘Hamlet’ when they were talking about “The Chief died under suspicious circumstances. So-and-so took over. The son did nothing. The son was pissed, but he couldn’t do anything about it. Then they all died anyway”

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-geographic-doesnt-think-i-can-handle-seeing-cavewoman-boobies/279928/22 "2004-12-16T19:48:37Z")

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> [@LorieSmurf](#):
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> I can’t believe that bitch broke the Neanderthals bone flute!!

Please tell me this is some sort of primative musical instrument.

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