# National Oral Sex Day **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 12, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264 "2010-03-12T17:25:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/1 "2010-03-12T17:25:21Z")
Now that National Pi/Pie Day, March 14 (3/14), is almost here, is it too early to lobby for making June 9 (6/9) National Oral Sex Day? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/2 "2010-03-12T17:37:57Z")
Why not make **every day** National Oral Sex Day? I’m kayaker, and I approve of this message ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/3 "2010-03-12T17:40:13Z")
What happens on September 6 (9/6)? Do we switch positions? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rafe\_Hollister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Rafe\_Hollister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rafe_Hollister)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/4 "2010-03-12T18:27:41Z")
“Why is 77 better than 69?” “Because you get 8 (ate) more!” So I’ll celebrate on July 7. ---
**Author:** ![uncle\_squeegee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b5e925/32.png) [@uncle\_squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uncle_squeegee)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/5 "2010-03-12T18:28:54Z")
And if you can’t wait until June, there’s the [8th of May](http://www.mccranium.org/2009/05/08/hooray-hooray-for-the-8th-of-may/). ---
**Author:** ![Waffle\_Decider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/77aa72/32.png) [@Waffle\_Decider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waffle_Decider)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/6 "2010-03-12T19:35:49Z")
Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/7 "2010-03-12T19:42:34Z")
> [@KennerTheGreat](#): > > What happens on September 6 (9/6)? Do we switch positions? 😃 No, you roll over and shit in each other’s hair. ---
**Author:** ![howye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@howye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/howye)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/8 "2010-03-12T19:48:40Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > No, you roll over and shit in each other’s hair. I don’t wait for September to do that. ---
**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/9 "2010-03-12T19:59:14Z")
I’m preferential to the [First of May](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhPeJ3uzOc), myself. ---
**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/10 "2010-03-12T21:02:37Z")
You’re too late for March 10. That is Julian day 69. I suppose that day gets messed up by leap years. We…er…celebrated anyway. ---
**Author:** ![JFLuvly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@JFLuvly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JFLuvly)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/11 "2010-03-12T22:00:38Z")
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Don’t be so loud, I’ve got my wife convinced it’s everyday. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/12 "2010-03-12T23:02:01Z")
> [@Waffle\_Decider](#): > > Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day. This. ---
**Author:** ![Deanna\_D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@Deanna\_D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deanna_D)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/13 "2010-03-13T00:48:12Z")
June 9. Got it. It’s on my calendar, and I promise to do my part! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/14 "2010-03-13T04:14:14Z")
> [@Waffle\_Decider](#): > > Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day. I suppose we could merge the two days and make it Steak & Kidney Pi and BJ day. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-oral-sex-day/532264/15 "2010-03-14T23:33:40Z")
[unwanted mental images] That’s my younger brother’s birthday. [/unwanted mental images]