# National Review: Oh Noes! College Students Joke About Sex! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 2, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687 "2012-11-02T17:39:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/21 "2012-11-02T23:53:06Z")
Hope this guy doesn’t find out about Song of Songs. Sex! In the Bible, no less…the BIBLE!!! Will no one think of the repressed heteronormative middle aged men? (heh heh…his name’s Harden…heh heh) Dammit! ninjaed by njtt! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/22 "2012-11-03T00:06:11Z")
I laughed out loud at the flyer. I was expecting something a LITTLE worse. I foresee another Rush Limbaugh announcement that women should be offended right as he calls us feminazis again. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/23 "2012-11-03T00:21:26Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > Why the fuck would it ping your feminist meter? > [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > This **doesn’t** ping my Feminist meter. Clipped and bolded. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/24 "2012-11-03T00:22:01Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > Why the fuck would it ping your feminist meter? It’s an article from National Review for fuck’s sake. Did the ultra conservatives join up with the feminists when I wasn’t looking or something? > > Again, WTF? Read the quote in the OP for a clue. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/25 "2012-11-03T00:23:11Z")
> [@Achren](#): > > Clipped and bolded. She’s trying to figure out why **Lynn Bodoni** was checking her meter in the first place. She seems to have missed at least one clause in the quotation found in the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/26 "2012-11-03T00:26:07Z")
> [@Frylock](#): > > She’s trying to figure out why **Lynn Bodoni** was checking her meter in the first place. She seems to have missed at least one clause in the quotation found in the OP. Oh! I get it now. I’d read it another way and was all confused. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/27 "2012-11-03T00:34:23Z")
He really needs to get laid, but he’s already butt-hurt. The dude has it all backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/28 "2012-11-03T00:34:37Z")
Sounds like someone was a little desperate to meet their recreational outrage quota this week. Damn that was lame. I was expecting tittie pics at least, not the middle school version of “dickfit - hur hur hur.” Fuck, now I gotta go look at some fetish porn and get properly worked up - I mean… angry. Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/29 "2012-11-03T01:12:13Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > Why the fuck would it ping your feminist meter? It’s an article from National Review for fuck’s sake. Did the ultra conservatives join up with the feminists when I wasn’t looking or something? Yale has been the subject of a number of [complaints](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/claire-gordon/yale-sexual-harassment-title-ix_b_843273.html) that it fosters a sexually hostile environment. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/30 "2012-11-03T01:43:39Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > Why the fuck would it ping your feminist meter? It’s an article from National Review for fuck’s sake. Did the ultra conservatives join up with the feminists when I wasn’t looking or something? > > Again, WTF? I was expecting something a bit more outrageous. The only thing that I found offensive was the lack of intelligence and humor. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/31 "2012-11-03T02:10:09Z")
The funny Ivy Leaguers all go to [Harvard.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Harvard_Lampoon) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/32 "2012-11-03T02:17:28Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > I do declare!! Please fetch the smelling salts as I feel a bit of the vapors coming on. > > Not to speak for **Lynn** but I’m about 100% sure that was said in jest. You really don’t need to find outrage in every statement regarding feminism. Feminists thrive on a placenta-based diet. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/33 "2012-11-03T02:19:15Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Feminists thrive on a placenta-based diet. They can’t be getting too much, placenta requires having sex to produce. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/34 "2012-11-03T02:43:21Z")
> [@Lasciel](#): > > They can’t be getting too much, placenta requires having sex to produce. Not with modern technology. Aside from that, you should check out the cafeteria lunch menu at your local birthing center. The “veal” … isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/35 "2012-11-03T02:48:21Z")
> [@Lasciel](#): > > Sounds like someone was a little desperate to meet their recreational outrage quota this week Maybe, but the guy has apparently written an entire book on the subject of sexual liberalism at Yale. So its not like this is just a one-off outrage to pad his post-count. Anyways, I’m glad I got my degree before college students started making jokes about sex. Sounds pretty traumatic. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687/36 "2012-11-03T02:54:18Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Testicle meatballs? > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Feminists thrive on a placenta-based diet. Apparently I’m doing it wrong. I also don’t wear flannel shirts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/national-review-oh-noes-college-students-joke-about-sex/639687.md?page=1)