# Native American/Canadian Usernames by Smug **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535 "2000-04-28T01:05:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/1 "2000-04-28T01:05:00Z")
I am a member of the Metis Association in Canada. Our family decided it would be fun to give ourselves Native names. I am “Running Late”. My brother is “Throws Like a Girl” My Cousin has a wandering eye. His name is “Looks Two Ways” Another female Cousin with a fondness for body piercing is “Full of Holes”. Here’s the deal -I’ll give you a name if you want me to, but you have to mention something in your request that I might be able to use. Hobbies, interests, physical characteristics, whatever you want. Just give me something to use or the name you are going to get is going to be “Two Dogs Fu\*\*ing”. \*While Quantities Last - I ain’t doing everybody. Let’s get a couple out of the way right now… PCW Pokeahotass CanadianSue Wounding Fish Coldfire Dances With Clogs Moosiegirl BumTooHighRunTooFast Satan Bends With a Smile Ed Zotti Chief Bansalot ```auto Any others name suggestions are appreciated. Just think: What would Tonto call him/her? ------------------ Take care. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/2 "2000-04-28T01:06:00Z")
I jump out of airplanes. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/3 "2000-04-28T01:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Kvallulf: > **I jump out of airplanes.** Chief Smug will call you… Lands With A Splat ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/4 "2000-04-28T01:12:00Z")
Yo Chief Smug, running late is definitely you for sure!! Momma Bear did good 😉 * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/5 "2000-04-28T01:12:00Z")
That does describe some of my more spectacular landings. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/6 "2000-04-28T01:15:00Z")
I Role play a lot and spend waaay too much time on the computer * * * Bargain not with the Darkness: in time it will take us all. Exerpted from The Book of Nod St. TopazAntares: Patron Saint of Quintuplet Posts. And Patron Saint of Chinese Food. _Courtesy of SwimmingRiddles_ ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/7 "2000-04-28T01:16:00Z")
Uncanny, Smug. 😛 * * * I have all the answers, it’s just that most of them aren’t right. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/8 "2000-04-28T01:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by TopazAntares: > \*\*I Role play a lot and spend waaay too much time on the computer > > \*\* In the village, you will now be known as “Typing Lies” ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/9 "2000-04-28T01:23:00Z")
Me Chief Smug go watch hockey playoffs now… Me check back here later. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/10 "2000-04-28T01:25:00Z")
I have naturally curly red hair! * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/11 "2000-04-28T01:35:00Z")
Ohh _laughs_ I like. * * * Bargain not with the Darkness: in time it will take us all. Exerpted from The Book of Nod St. TopazAntares: Patron Saint of Quintuplet Posts. And Patron Saint of Chinese Food. _Courtesy of SwimmingRiddles_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Sip\_n\_Fly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/91b2a8/32.png) [@The\_Sip\_n\_Fly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Sip_n_Fly)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/12 "2000-04-28T01:37:00Z")
i am “teller of when there was much rejoicing” and there was much rejoicing! * * * “I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.” ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/13 "2000-04-28T01:42:00Z")
My brother and I already came up with our Native American names. I am “Not Available in Stores”. * * * What is this, some kind of freakout?? ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/14 "2000-04-28T01:44:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Cristi: > \*\*I have naturally curly red hair! > > \*\* Smug name you “Head on Fire” ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/15 "2000-04-28T01:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by The Sip’n Fly: > \*\*i am > > “teller of when there was much rejoicing” > > and there was much rejoicing! > > \*\* SigTooLongTuffToRead ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/16 "2000-04-28T03:34:00Z")
Um, let’s see…I read a lot, mainly SF and fantasy. I have a bizarre sense of humor. I listen to country music. I like cats and dragons. I have a moldy cucumber in the refrigerator. You should be able to turn one or more of those into a name. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/17 "2000-04-28T03:40:00Z")
Oooh! I like it! Thanks, smug! 🙂 * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/18 "2000-04-28T03:45:00Z")
I dig through the garbage for ladybugs. * * * “Mega the Roo - Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo” -Ms Riddles ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/19 "2000-04-28T03:56:00Z")
Oh, and I (apparently) move like the wooden Robaxacet marionettes. * * * “Mega the Roo - Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo” -Ms Riddles ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/20 "2000-04-28T05:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by mega the roo: > \*\*I dig through the garbage for ladybugs. > > ## Oh, and I (apparently) move like the wooden Robaxacet marionettes. > > “Mega the Roo - Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo” > -Ms Riddles > > \*\* Hmmmmmm - Ugh! Tough One. We call you “Hopping Mad Laughing Bug” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535.md?page=2)