# Native American/Canadian Usernames by Smug

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535 "2000-04-28T01:05:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/21 "2000-04-28T06:02:00Z")

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Thank you muchly, Smug. 🙂

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Hopping Mad Laughing Bug - Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/22 "2000-04-28T07:01:00Z")

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I’m a tall queer linguistics major with a goatee.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/23 "2000-04-28T07:15:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Kat:  
> \*\*Um, let’s see…I read a lot, mainly SF and fantasy. I have a bizarre sense of humor. I listen to country music. I like cats and dragons. I have a moldy cucumber in the refrigerator.
> 
> You should be able to turn one or more of those into a name.\*\*

Ugh!  
White man music hurt chiefs’ ears.  
Kat’s teepee smell like many horses sweating.  
Chief think you need throw out cucumber many moons ago.  
I come back, give name later.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/24 "2000-04-28T07:29:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by matt\_mcl:  
> **I’m a tall queer linguistics major with a goatee.**

Big Crazy Tongue

It late. Chief tired. Names getting lame.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/25 "2000-04-28T14:05:00Z")

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I enjoy Ice Cream,quirky alternative bands, Kurosawa, and Cherry Coke.

I am currently frusterated with myself, because I chickened out and didn’t ask ["][http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006383.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006383.html)]]( [url="[http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006383.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006383.html)) Shakespeare Boy out when I had the chance, and had to send him an e-mail. Oy. Be kind. There may be a Sainthood in it for ya.

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“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

```auto
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
                  -Chef Troy, Haiku Master
```

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/26 "2000-04-28T14:13:00Z")

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Ok Smug, give it your best shot. Nothing stupid. I want something classy please. I love peoplem, love to laugh, and take care of my friends.

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\*\* I’m a 'silly little southern belle ass. _Sigh_. \*\* _Original by needs2know_

_I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._

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**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/27 "2000-04-28T14:35:00Z")

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Go ahead, Chief Smug.  
I like cats, RPG, and am sooooo bored at work today. ☹

Chrisbar

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St. Chrisbar: Patron Saint of Newbies who have already caught on to the fact that nothing else matters, as long as your post count is high.  
_Courtesy of SwimmingRiddles_

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**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/28 "2000-04-28T14:43:00Z")

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Hey Chief, I’ll save you the trouble–I have already been dubbed “Tipping Rock”.

Stems from a nasty incident with the firewater.

🙂

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~~Sunshine  
Patron Saint of Newbies Who Don’t Expect Too Much Of the Rest of Us. Also Patron Saint of The Crappy Weather that’s been Sticking Around Swimmy’s Area Lately.  
(Canonization courtesy of SwimmingRiddles)

“It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.”

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**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/29 "2000-04-28T14:50:00Z")

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I drink Rusty Nails, work on the 13th floor, and own two cats.

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## “…all the time believing it now came down to nothing but this chance.” – Savatage

St. Redwing, Patron Saint of hockey, workboots and small towns in Mississippi.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/30 "2000-04-29T05:31:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Kat:  
> \*\*I have a bizarre sense of humor. I like cats and dragons. I have a moldy cucumber in the refrigerator.  
> \*\*

Tribe will now call you “Smelly Cat”

Ow! - Not nice to hit Chief Smug.

Chief go now.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/31 "2000-04-29T05:33:00Z")

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> Originally posted by ultress:  
> \*\*Ok Smug, give it your best shot. Nothing stupid. I want something classy please. I love peoplem, love to laugh, and take care of my friends.
> 
> \*\*

Chief call you “Shining Eyes”  
(Chief still hurting from “Smelly Cat”)

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/32 "2000-04-29T05:40:00Z")

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Hey man. I like movies, reading, sci fi, am blond and blue eyed.

I love computer games, too.

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/33 "2000-04-29T05:41:00Z")

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> Here’s the deal -I’ll give you a name if you want me to, but you have to mention something in your request that I might be able to use. Hobbies, interests, physical characteristics, whatever you want. Just give me something to use or the name you are going to get is going to be “Two Dogs Fu\*\*ing”.

Sure you’re not collect personal pages? 😃

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/34 "2000-04-29T05:44:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles:  
> \*\*I enjoy Ice Cream,quirky alternative bands, Kurosawa, and Cherry Coke.
> 
> I am currently frusterated with myself, because I chickened out and didn’t ask Shakespeare Boy out when I had the chance, and had to send him an e-mail. Oy. Be kind. There may be a Sainthood in it for ya.
> 
> \*\*

The tribal elders have named you  
“Dancing Deer”

Chief wait for Sainthood now.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/35 "2000-04-29T05:47:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Sealemon88:  
> \*\*Hey man. I like movies, reading, sci fi, am **blond** and blue eyed.
> 
> I love computer games, too.
> 
> \*\*

New name:  
“Born With A Thud”

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**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/36 "2000-04-29T05:52:00Z")

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I’m short, I have long blonde hair, I’m shy, occassionally silly… and very new here.

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“If we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research.” - Albert Einstein

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/37 "2000-04-29T05:59:00Z")

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> Originally posted by chrisbar:  
> \*\*Go ahead, Chief Smug.  
> I like cats, RPG, and am sooooo bored at work today. ☹  
> Chrisbar  
> \*\*

Chief run low on new names.  
Chief call you “Sleeping River”

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/38 "2000-04-28T18:05:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Pandora:  
> \*\*I’m short, I have long blonde hair, I’m shy, occassionally silly… and very new here.  
> \*\*

Welcome to tribe new one.  
Your name here will be “Pale Squirrel”

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**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/39 "2000-04-28T19:19:00Z")

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Hey, smug, H8\_2\_W8 is looking for a new username, how about giving him one?

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Only you can prevent solipsism.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/native-american-canadian-usernames-by-smug/16535/40 "2000-04-28T19:26:00Z")

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Smug know nothing about masked-man H8\_2\_W8.

Chief Smug W8 4 H8 2 give Smug details.

Chief hurt fingers typing that.

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