# Naughty Kid Rhymes and Songs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-kid-rhymes-and-songs/259884>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 15, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-kid-rhymes-and-songs/259884 "2004-08-15T00:16:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@Mona\_Lott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lott)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-kid-rhymes-and-songs/259884/81 "2023-04-08T01:54:08Z")

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Here comes the bride  
Fair, fat and wide.  
See how she wobbles  
From side to side.

Here comes the groom  
Skinny as a broom.  
Standing at the altar  
Awaiting his doom.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-kid-rhymes-and-songs/259884/82 "2023-04-08T02:37:21Z")

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See the bride smile,  
yes siree, bob!  
She’s happy as can be  
'cause she knows  
she’s given her last  
blow job!

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