# Naughty Little Girls: Thai Female Catholic Hitler Youth

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760 "2011-09-27T13:53:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/41 "2011-09-28T13:31:56Z")

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> [@rachelellogram](#):
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> Honoraryans?

Ha!

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**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/42 "2011-09-28T14:29:54Z")

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There was some soul-searching in Israel in recent years when a [bunch of Jewish teenagers](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6987848.stm)who’d emigrated from Russia were involved in nazi-related hate crimes.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/43 "2011-09-28T15:57:29Z")

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> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#):
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> I expect better of a thread on Thai schoolgirl costumes.

Me, too.

At least they could have some damn elephants…

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/44 "2011-09-28T16:17:10Z")

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I’m just back from Thailand, and remembering some of **Siam Sam** ’s previous posts about Thailand’s odd views on the Nazis, I kept an eye out. I do remember seeing a Hitler t-shirt at a market, and a t-shirt that I am pretty sure depicted Osama Bin Laden in a State of a Liberty pose (he appeared to be holding a lightbulb). I didn’t know what either shirt meant since I can’t read the language.

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/45 "2011-09-28T16:29:44Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> This isn’t the first controversy along these lines here either. There was a Nazi-themed bar in the mid-1980s, complete with SS-uniformed waiters. The owner couldn’t underatnd why all these older farangs would walk up, spit inside, then walk away. The bar didn’t last long. (I seem to recall something similar in South Korea too.) Then there was [this controversy](http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/local/25831/ambassadors-outraged-by-hitler-billboard-on-pattaya-highway) with a wax museum in Pattaya (the sign reads: “Hitler is not dead.”)

Damn Siam Siam, from your posts, there seems to be some pretty amazing choice in bars in Thailand. I’ll have to visit.

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**Author:** ![pope\_hentai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@pope\_hentai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pope_hentai)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/46 "2011-09-28T16:59:09Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Rest assured, somewhere in Japan a team of porn comics artists surely did this one years ago… 😃

I can confirm this one. but due to the nature of the boards, and the questionable legality of the type of manga involved, will not provide a cite.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/47 "2011-09-28T20:22:37Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Eh. The only good Indian is a dead Thai Female Catholic Hitler Youth.

Hey, necrophilia’s where I draw the line, mister.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/48 "2011-09-28T20:26:08Z")

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> [@Wallenstein](#):
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> There was some soul-searching in Israel in recent years when a [bunch of Jewish teenagers](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6987848.stm)who’d emigrated from Russia were involved in nazi-related hate crimes.

From the linked article, “It is thought to be the first organised neo-Nazi cell to be uncovered in Israel”.

Because, seriously, talk about a tough place to recruit Nazis.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/51 "2011-09-29T03:20:46Z")

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> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#):
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> Damn Siam Siam, from your posts, there seems to be some pretty amazing choice in bars in Thailand.

You can’t even begin to imagine, heh.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/52 "2011-09-29T04:43:35Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I give you … [Mongolian Nazis](http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/02/mongolia-far-right).

I rather like this quote: **“‘We don’t go through and beat the shit out of everyone. We check our information and make sure it’s true’.”**

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/53 "2011-09-29T05:05:22Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I give you … [Mongolian Nazis](http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/02/mongolia-far-right).

And when you show up for dinner at their Mongolian BBQ place you had better have your order ready when asked, or **NO BBQ FOR YOU!**

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/54 "2011-09-29T23:45:54Z")

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> [@heavyarms553](#):
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> So I take it you know all the highlights of thailand’s political history? People just don’t know things that don’t affect them and happened nearly 50 years on the other side of the planet.  
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It’s not that people just don’t know because they were not paying attention in class, history is actively suppressed and “reshaped” here.

I don’t think one in a hundred Thais actually know that Thailand didn’t just roll over and let the Japanese take over (if they are even aware of that), but in fact declared war on the USA and Great Britain.

Just for the amusement of it, the appropriately named Thai band “Slur” plays [Hitler](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzvvW8Wv30Y).

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/55 "2011-09-30T00:00:12Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> And then there was the local American newspaper columnist who in the mid-1990s reported seeing a big-name Bangkok department store selling posters of Hitler. Asking the clerk why, he was told: “Because he was a funny man.” All he could reckon was they had mistaken Hitler for Charlie Chaplin.

Isn’t that how Mel Brooks got his start?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/56 "2011-09-30T02:35:01Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> I don’t think one in a hundred Thais actually know that Thailand didn’t just roll over and let the Japanese take over (if they are even aware of that), but in fact declared war on the USA and Great Britain.

To be fair, they were pretty much strong-armed into it, and the Thai ambassador in Washington, the future Prime Minister Seni Pramote, refused to deliver the declaration of war. Said it was illegal and unrepresentative of the Thai people’s wishes. He stayed in Washington for the duration and directed the small “Free Thai” movement in coordination with the OSS.

But I remember watching a local TV news crew stopping Thais at [Victory Monument](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_Monument,_Bangkok) and asking what victory it commemorated. They could not find a single person who knew. A handful guessed World War II, which was a hoot, seeing as Thailand was at least nominally a Japanese ally. (It marks a minor victory over France in which it got back a minuscule portion of the territory in Cambodia and Laos that it had been forced to cede to French Indochina earlier.)

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/57 "2011-09-30T14:31:28Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> But I remember watching a local TV news crew stopping Thais at [Victory Monument](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_Monument,_Bangkok) and asking what victory it commemorated. They could not find a single person who knew. A handful guessed World War II, which was a hoot, seeing as Thailand was at least nominally a Japanese ally. (It marks a minor victory over France in which it got back a minuscule portion of the territory in Cambodia and Laos that it had been forced to cede to French Indochina earlier.)

Could be worse, I saw a monument in Rayong (South Eastern Thailand), commemorating the victory of Thailaind against the French in the Battle of Koh Chang.  
The French sank two ships and nearly destroyed a third, with about 40 Thai sailors dead, while the Thai Navy scored zero, nada… bugger all (they did manage to drop a bomb in one of the French ships, but it didn’t go off) :smack:

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/58 "2012-02-28T03:49:08Z")

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A small update that’s related, but I’m not sure it deserves a separate thread: [Nazi Chic is becoming all the rage](http://www.cnngo.com/bangkok/life/hitler-chic-trend-138530) here. And the Israeli ambassador is not amused.

(I have to admit, some of these really are pretty cute.)

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/59 "2012-02-28T04:29:13Z")

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That’s exactly how it started in Germany in 1930.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/60 "2012-02-28T04:46:07Z")

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> [@rachelellogram](#):
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> Honoraryans?

Makes me feel all weird for taking that speaker’s honorarium a few months back.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/61 "2012-02-28T05:05:27Z")

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Et tu, Ronald?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-little-girls-thai-female-catholic-hitler-youth/597760/62 "2012-02-28T14:46:23Z")

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That’s just beyond surreal. The Teletubby Hitler is the very definition of cognitive dissonance.

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