# Naughty / Nasty Phone Numbers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-nasty-phone-numbers/696269 "2014-08-23T03:29:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-nasty-phone-numbers/696269/1 "2014-08-23T03:29:32Z")
The thread on the phone number of Time of Day prompted me to start this one (as opposed to tossing this in as a comment there). Often you will see vans and delivery trucks and even semis on the road with things like “Call 1-800-COMMENT to tell us how we’re doing” or words to that effect. Using the code on older phones: 2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 A-D-G-J-M-P-T-W B-E-H-K-N-R-U-X C-F-I-L-O-S-V-Y …and realizing you have no Q or Z… see what amusing numbers you can come up with for the 1-800-XXX-XXXX format. A couple of obvious ones to serve as examples: 1-800-382-5968 1-800-328-7448 ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-nasty-phone-numbers/696269/2 "2014-08-23T03:45:30Z")
A friend of mine had 666-2868. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-nasty-phone-numbers/696269/3 "2014-08-23T03:55:26Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > A friend of mine had 666-2868. 2868 is easy enough but is 666 MOM, NON, MOO or just plain old 666? I would go with 269- if I were doing it. But that’s just me… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-nasty-phone-numbers/696269/4 "2014-08-23T04:00:32Z")
My friend’s parents has 474-2273. They said it was 474-CARE; my friend said it was 474-BARF. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Downtown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mr\_Downtown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Downtown)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-nasty-phone-numbers/696269/5 "2014-08-23T04:02:58Z")
Friends living in a college town were awakened at 2 am once by someone who said “did you know your phone number spells BIG-NIPS?” ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-nasty-phone-numbers/696269/6 "2014-08-23T04:05:31Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > 2868 is easy enough but is 666 MOM, NON, MOO or just plain old 666? > > I would go with 269- if I were doing it. But that’s just me… She claimed it was MOM-AUNT 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-nasty-phone-numbers/696269/7 "2014-08-23T04:15:09Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > She claimed it was MOM-AUNT 😉 Reminds of the nun working a crossword and asking her companion, "What’s a four-letter word for “woman”? The companion: AUNT? Nun: May I borrow your eraser? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naughty-nasty-phone-numbers/696269/8 "2014-08-23T12:17:55Z")
The last 4 of my sister’s cell are 7467 - so I guess she’s a pimp. Her home phone’s last 4 are 2662…