# Navy dopers: How do you swab the deck?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/navy-dopers-how-do-you-swab-the-deck/744888>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 1, 2016, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/navy-dopers-how-do-you-swab-the-deck/744888 "2016-02-01T22:50:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/navy-dopers-how-do-you-swab-the-deck/744888/21 "2016-02-04T03:25:10Z")

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**Chefguy@#5** : Ohmigod, I peed myself. I haven’t laughed so hard at a piece of prose since James Thurber grabbed the Muggs the Airedale by the tail, hoisted him into the air, and threw him into the kitchen.

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