# Nazi Bagpiper

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 13, 2017, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534 "2017-11-13T16:44:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534/21 "2017-11-14T19:10:14Z")

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> [@Dead\_Cat](#):
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> “This being a Nazi thing just isn’t making me unpopular enough! How can I ensure I truly have no friends?”

Tru dat! 😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534/22 "2017-11-14T19:36:47Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> “a lone Nazi Bagpiper”???

Two rather evil things. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534/23 "2017-11-14T20:41:02Z")

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Does a Nazi bagpiper believe that all other instruments are inferior? Do they have bonfires of violins, basoons, drum kits, etc.?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534/24 "2017-11-14T21:02:27Z")

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Das Uberlegene Musikinstrument!

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534/25 "2017-11-14T21:21:08Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> “a lone Nazi Bagpiper”???

There can’t be more than one, can there?

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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534/26 "2017-11-14T21:40:22Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> Ach! Mein dudelsack!

I’ve spent the last five minutes sniggering at this.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534/27 "2017-11-14T22:08:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> a lone Nazi bagpiper

…on a grassy Scottish knoll.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534/28 "2017-11-14T22:34:26Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> What does a Nazi Bagpiper play? A drone-enhanced version of the _Horst Wessel_ song? a Scottish-sounding version of _Wacht Am Rhein_? A weird version of _Tomorrow Belongs to Me_?\*\*
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“I’m Walking On Sunshine”, obviously.  
😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-bagpiper/801534/29 "2017-11-14T22:49:33Z")

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The [Blue Danube.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybuKQf9p5jg)

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