# Nazi human skin lampshades

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**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [July 26, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113 "2010-07-26T22:42:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Baron\_Skinley\_Von\_Clipper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Baron\_Skinley\_Von\_Clipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Skinley_Von_Clipper)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/21 "2010-08-06T00:27:01Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> If we lost the war, the Germans would have told tales of American and British atrocities. History is written by the winners and they treat themselves well and their enemies badly. I don’t know if the lampshades are true. But apparently the German doctors used prisoners for experiments.

How do you separate one (possibly) false truth from another (possibly) false truth?

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**Author:** ![In\_Winnipeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a8b319/32.png) [@In\_Winnipeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Winnipeg)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/22 "2010-08-06T03:28:58Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> But apparently the German doctors used prisoners for experiments.

True for sure. There were a lot of tests done in regard to temperature extremes, and a lot of experiments were done in the area we now know as plastic surgery.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/23 "2010-08-06T10:12:55Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> But apparently the German doctors used prisoners for experiments.

“Apparently”?

Please look [here (i.e. "The Doctors’ Trial)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctors%27_Trial), at least for a start. There are lots of other references available, many with more details, as well (e.g. [online exhibit from the Holocaust Museum](http://www.ushmm.org/research/doctors/), the [University of Missouri “Famous Trials”](http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/nuremberg/NurembergDoctorTrial.html), and the [Jewish Virtual Library](http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/doctorstoc.html)). The crimes of these doctors, and their utter disregard for the Hippocratic oath (and decency in general) are not a matter of controversy - it is all well documented. So, not “apparently”. Not even close.

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**Author:** ![qpw3141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/6bbea6/32.png) [@qpw3141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qpw3141)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/24 "2010-08-06T10:14:49Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> ETA: My mistake. I missed the word “all” in the legend that “all soldiers used them for target practice”. Obviously false. Not all.

Yes, that was the point. Already gruesome facts were all to readily embellished.

This particular embellishment was particular obnoxious because it demonised almost the entire adult , male, German population.

> [@Baron\_Skinley\_Von\_Clipper](#):
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> How do you separate one (possibly) false truth from another (possibly) false truth?

Well the obvious way is to treat those things that are extremely well documented (such as the temperature experiments) in a completely different manner from those for which no reliable documentation seems to exist. The former can be considered probable historical facts, the latter probable myths

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/25 "2010-08-06T14:11:48Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> History is written by the winners and they treat themselves well and their enemies badly.

It helps when the winners capture the criminals involved and the relevant records, as well as secure the release of victims who can provide testimony before they’re all exterminated.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/26 "2010-08-06T19:06:25Z")

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That last sentence is ambiguously written in such a way that suggests the were rescued, testified, and then were exterminated. I don’t think that was your intent.

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**Author:** ![md2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@md2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/md2000)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/27 "2010-08-13T17:49:22Z")

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I guess your mileage may vary regarding human remains and appropriate treatement/display.

I find the original Bodyworks exhibit fascinating; I know the display items consented to donate their bodies for the purpose. Howeevr there is a rival Bodies exhibit that seems to consist mainly of Chinese bodies; it was the subject, IIRC, of a 20/20 investigation where several chinese people hinted that the bodies were either stolen or maybe deliberately murdered by corrupt Chinese officials, since the reverence for anscestors is strong in China and most people would never consent to such a display.

There are the catacombs of Paris, where the bones from the overful parish graveyards of the city were dumped after the revolution. Whole graveyards were dumped behind walls of neatly piled thigh-bones; occasionally a cute display of skulls, some in cross or heart shapes, was added. It’s a tourist attraction. A similar ossuary building can be found, IIRC, in a church in Slovenia, the walls and celing lined with bones in a pattern that would make H.R.Giger proud…

There is the display in a church in Sicily where people were mummified, dressed in their SUnday best and posed like dolls. The last person, IIRC, was done in the 1920’s.

Not to mention the numerous remains of rominent church people - bishops, saints, popes, etc - preserved in various ways; or Lenin or Mao. Plus all those mummies and shrunken heads on display.

A teacher once told me about the police investigation when a Quebec man blew up an airplane. It was one of the first times a bomb had been put on an airplane - the guy did it to murder his wife. Apparently (so he says) the locals took some souvenirs like arms and hands home when odd stuff rained out of the sky; the police in those days were less sensitive about warrants and just kicked in doors if they had information about this.

So people can be odd and perhaps by our view callous about human remains; although from previous threads, it seems most of the lampshade stories come from rumours and desires of revenge against one particularly nasty commandant’s wife. (for example, the evidence suggested a pair of lamps were found in the commandant’s house during the liberation, yet this woman’s husband had been executed for embezzlement 2 years before. Why would that still be kept and a part of the camp decor 2 years later?)

Whenever one group wants to slander another, cruelty to babies is a favourite target. Christians accused Jews in the middle ages of ritual killing of kidnapped Chirstian babies; the Germans in WWI were accused of bayonetting Belgian babies in their march west; Iraquis allegedly dumped Kuwaiti babies out of their incubators to steal the equipment for Baghdad hospitals. (all untrue).

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**Author:** ![Lynnivins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e99b99/32.png) [@Lynnivins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynnivins)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/28 "2010-08-20T05:01:34Z")

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On the subject of the Human skin Lampshades being real or not, I do know that they were real! I happen to have seen 4 of them about 15 years ago in San Diego at the home of a former German soldier. The house was full of antiques and I’m pretty sure they were looted out of Germany after WWII. How he got them out of Germany, I have no idea.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/29 "2010-08-20T10:35:28Z")

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> [@Lynnivins](#):
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> On the subject of the Human skin Lampshades being real or not, I do know that they were real! I happen to have seen 4 of them about 15 years ago in San Diego at the home of a former German soldier. The house was full of antiques and I’m pretty sure they were looted out of Germany after WWII. How he got them out of Germany, I have no idea.

How do you know they were _human_ skin? Also, how would you be “pretty sure they were looted out of Germany”?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/30 "2010-08-20T12:08:54Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> That last sentence is ambiguously written in such a way that suggests the were rescued, testified, and then were exterminated. I don’t think that was your intent.

Pissantry is a dull hobby.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/31 "2010-08-20T12:59:23Z")

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So, If we are to conclude there never was a human skin lampshade just what was the intended purpose of the 6 skins liberated from Buchenwald and presently held in Washington?

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/32 "2010-08-20T13:12:35Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> So, If we are to conclude there never was a human skin lampshade just what was the intended purpose of the 6 skins liberated from Buchenwald and presently held in Washington?

Huh?

(Or am I being wooshed?)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/33 "2010-08-20T14:47:44Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> So, If we are to conclude there never was a human skin lampshade just what was the intended purpose of the 6 skins liberated from Buchenwald and presently held in Washington?

Cite, please?

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/34 "2010-08-20T18:32:24Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> > So, If we are to conclude there never was a human skin lampshade just what was the intended purpose of the 6 skins liberated from Buchenwald and presently held in Washington?
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> Cite, please?

> **[Buchenwald Concentration Camp (Germany)](https://www.jewishgen.org/ForgottenCamps/Camps/BuchenwaldEng.html)**

Go to the bottom of the page. Includes purported human skin lampshades.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/35 "2010-08-20T18:42:06Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> > So, If we are to conclude there never was a human skin lampshade just what was the intended purpose of the 6 skins liberated from Buchenwald and presently held in Washington?
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> Cite, please?

Geez, didn’t you read what the Master claimed in the OP’s link ?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/36 "2010-08-20T19:55:26Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> > [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > Cite, please?
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> Geez, didn’t you read what the Master claimed in the OP’s link ?

Oops-brain fart.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/37 "2010-08-21T16:18:23Z")

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There’s also an eyewitness account of human-skin lampshades by an American GI [here](http://www.jewishgen.org/ForgottenCamps/Witnesses/HerderEng.html) (look about 1/3 of the way down, the paragraph that starts with, “Sergeant Blowers told us some things about the Commandant of Buchenwald and his wife.”)

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**Author:** ![boilercake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@boilercake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boilercake)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/38 "2010-08-21T19:58:56Z")

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> [@Claverhouse](#):
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> Why on earth would he keep it around if he believed it so ? I would really doubt that any cops pilfered small keepsakes from Mr. Ed Gein’s place as memorabilia…

Hahahaha. You’re so sweet. How old are you?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/39 "2010-08-21T21:56:48Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> There’s also an eyewitness account of human-skin lampshades by an American GI [here](http://www.jewishgen.org/ForgottenCamps/Witnesses/HerderEng.html) (look about 1/3 of the way down, the paragraph that starts with, “Sergeant Blowers told us some things about the Commandant of Buchenwald and his wife.”)

One American GI relating a tale told by another American GI of something _he_ must have heard from someone else because he could not have possibly witnessed it himself is hardly an “eyewitness account.”

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-human-skin-lampshades/548113/40 "2010-08-30T16:15:34Z")

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> [@Baron\_Skinley\_Von\_Clipper](#):
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> > [@Captain\_Midnight](#):
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> > Since it is against the law in most European countries to question the validity of these claims, they will never go unchallenged.
> 
> I was going to say; Do you know how many countries there are in Europe? Holocaust denial is (ridiculously) forbidden in two countries as far as I know. :smack:
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> However, I just looked up ‘Holocaust denial’ on wikipedia and it’s illegal in no fewer than 16 countries.
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> The sooner the UK distances itself from Europe, the better.
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> How can people legislate on what we can or cannot believe?
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> (For the record, I do believe that the holocaust took place, but that’s neither here nor there.)

It’s been argued (by me among others) that nobody _really_ believes the Holocaust didn’t occur, and thus Holocaust denial is a deliberate, knowing lie for the purpose of altering the political landscape (a method advocated in _Mein Kampf_, by the way).

If my argument is correct – and it certainly seems, to me, like a reasonable interpretation of what we observe in Holocaust deniers – then allowing it to be promulgated has little to do with legislating belief and much more in common with prosecuting fraud, which most people seem comfortable with.

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