# Nazi judge forces communism on small business **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074 "2010-04-14T16:34:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/21 "2010-04-14T17:09:09Z")
Not only is he a _Nazi communist_, he’s also a _hippie_. Dude’s fucked up. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/22 "2010-04-14T17:14:46Z")
I wouldn’t worry about it. In November we’ll vote out all the nazi communist hippies and vote in Stalinist fascist yuppies, who’ll make damn sure that people can turn a healthy profit selling weed. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/23 "2010-04-14T17:15:36Z")
Nothing worse than an activist hippie commie Nazi anti-marijuana judge from California! That guy must have a big head to wear so many hats. I wonder how he keeps them all clean? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/24 "2010-04-14T17:18:30Z")
Maybe he’s one of those super comminazihippie narcs? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/25 "2010-04-14T17:23:11Z")
> [@Maeglin](#): > > If you can do this in a sestina, I’d be impressed. Would you settle for a double dactyl? Tickery Tokery BBQ denizen summed up a link, but the readers were duped Ire, recreational Godwinizational Taxes the servers, the hamsters are pooped ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/26 "2010-04-14T17:25:23Z")
> [@Gagundathar](#): > > I wonder how he keeps them all clean? With dry cleaning? No no no, no. With the washing? No no no, no. With the ganja! Ya ya ya, ya! With the ganja! Ya ya ya, ya! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/27 "2010-04-14T17:32:22Z")
> [@Gagundathar](#): > > Nothing worse than an activist hippie commie Nazi anti-marijuana judge from California! > That guy must have a big head to wear so many hats. > > I wonder how he keeps them all clean? With his slaves, of course. He’s a fascist. ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/28 "2010-04-14T17:40:35Z")
> [@Nancarrow](#): > > Why would a Nazi judge force _communism_ on anybody? Because he’s one of the worst, most dreaded enemies of truth, justice and the American way–_Commie Nazis!_ ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/29 "2010-04-14T17:47:20Z")
For someone (the OP) who smokes weed there is no justice the judge reigns upon high stomping on the rights of our poor drug dealers who are just trying to help people be happy, man this case is about the man trying to ban the devil weed in the interest of “justice” he tramples upon the rights of my fellow dudes just tryin’ to get high so what if i get high? it doesn’t make me a bad man people should respect my rights to smoke this weed nazi communist hippie justice hurts my dealers these people aren’t even actual dealers their prices might be high but the justice system drives up the cost, man if only we could all, like, smoke weed we wouldn’t even have to worry about rights the feds have us dead to rights and the state don’t allow profits for dealers who sell lovely medicinal weed because some people like to get high which makes them not respect the man and his perverted justice OP, quit crying about justice no one is fucking with your rights you keep crying about “the man” and supporting scummy drug dealers because you’re too stupid, lazy, and high to even read the article you just linked about the laws on weed So man up for great justice put the weed down, and quit bitching about your “rights” your dealer is a scumbag, and you’re too high. [QUOTE=Maeglin] If you can do this in a sestina, I’d be impressed. [/QUOTE] ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/30 "2010-04-14T17:53:07Z")
> [@LonesomePolecat](#): > > Because he’s one of the worst, most dreaded enemies of truth, justice and the American way–_Commie Nazis!_ [Here’s an artists impression](http://static.open.salon.com/files/commienazis1252109234.jpg) of those villainous Commie-Nazis! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/31 "2010-04-14T18:14:06Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? It’s why I’m here. Man up for great justice is an especially nice touch, I have to say. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/32 "2010-04-14T19:51:37Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I wouldn’t worry about it. In November we’ll vote out all the nazi communist hippies and vote in Stalinist fascist yuppies, who’ll make damn sure that people can turn a healthy profit selling weed. Right on. Until then, we can sneak into the socialist dispensaries late one night dressed as illegal immigrants, and toss all the weed into Ballona Creek. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/33 "2010-04-14T20:10:01Z")
I told you. We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/34 "2010-04-14T20:17:08Z")
Maybe the judge was one of those Illinois Nazis. I hate those guys. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/35 "2010-04-14T20:42:27Z")
So he an Illinois nazi hippie commie Californian judge who hates pot? ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/36 "2010-04-14T20:47:57Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > Whatever, Mr. Hippie Gestapo. You and health care reform. It’s Big Government like you that’s gonna make the Democrats fall this November. Ooh! Ooh! Can I change my name to Gestapo Hippie? Please? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/37 "2010-04-14T20:49:57Z")
GestapoHippyPolecat ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/38 "2010-04-14T21:27:08Z")
Why do I get a mental picture of **guizot** yipping, yapping, snarling, foaming at the mouth, chewing the carpet? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/39 "2010-04-14T21:29:22Z")
The double dactyl is a much maligned and neglected verse form. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/40 "2010-04-14T21:34:50Z")
Not as neglected as the ptero dactyl, which is pretty much extinct. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074.md?page=3)