# Nazi judge forces communism on small business **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074 "2010-04-14T16:34:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/41 "2010-04-14T21:37:40Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > ?No. I’m just one of those high school students Trutanich recruited, working on my civics homework. I do not see a good grade in your future. (You might want to study enough civics to actually understand the law and the accusations before the court, (to say nothing of the difference between the Nazis and the Commies), before you hand in your final report.) ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/42 "2010-04-14T21:39:54Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > I do not see a good grade in your future. > > (You might want to study enough civics to actually understand the law and the accusations before the court, (to say nothing of the difference between the Nazis and the Commies), before you hand in your final report.) ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/43 "2010-04-14T21:45:11Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > Mr. Hippie Gestapo Band Name! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/44 "2010-04-14T21:45:45Z")
[Hitler finds out Americans are calling each other Nazis](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lJ9vsZjMU) Sadly, the sound is not good. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/45 "2010-04-14T21:45:47Z")
> [@Nancarrow](#): > > Why would a Nazi judge force _communism_ on anybody? That’s the only reason I opened this thread, to see the tortured logic required to make this make sense. I kinda hoped it was pitting someone like Beck who thinks they’re the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/46 "2010-04-14T21:47:08Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > It’s Big Government like you that’s gonna make the Democrats fall this November. If you can’t tell the difference between a Nazi and a Communist, you are probably too stupid to make it to the ballot box. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/47 "2010-04-14T21:50:24Z")
Don’t be silly. Nazis have those funny glasses, only one eye, Communists have beards. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/48 "2010-04-14T21:52:54Z")
Well, at least the judge isn’t a Muslim. Other than that, can we blame this on Obama? ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/49 "2010-04-14T21:55:23Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > For someone (the OP) who smokes weed > there is no justice > the judge reigns upon high > stomping on the rights > of our poor drug dealers > who are just trying to help people be happy, man > > this case is about the man > trying to ban the devil weed > in the interest of “justice” > he tramples upon the rights > of my fellow dudes just tryin’ to get high > > so what if i get high? > it doesn’t make me a bad man > people should respect my rights > to smoke this weed > nazi communist hippie justice > hurts my dealers > > these people aren’t even actual dealers > their prices might be high > but the justice > system drives up the cost, man > if only we could all, like, smoke weed > we wouldn’t even have to worry about rights > > the feds have us dead to rights > and the state don’t allow profits for dealers > who sell lovely medicinal weed > because some people like to get high > which makes them not respect the man > and his perverted justice > > OP, quit crying about justice > no one is fucking with your rights > you keep crying about “the man” > and supporting scummy drug dealers > because you’re too stupid, lazy, and high > to even read the article you just linked about the laws on weed > > So man up for great justice > put the weed down, and quit bitching about your “rights” > your dealer is a scumbag, and you’re too high. Huzzah! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/50 "2010-04-14T22:11:57Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > The double dactyl is a much maligned and neglected verse form. Neglected? It’s a little too young to be considered neglected. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074/51 "2010-04-14T22:50:38Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > Whatever, Mr. Hippie Gestapo. Aha, he’s a Real Man Of Genius plotting to force potheads to drink Bud Light. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nazi-judge-forces-communism-on-small-business/536074.md?page=2)