Nazi judge forces communism on small business

[tomndebb]

@guizot

?No. I’m just one of those high school students Trutanich recruited, working on my civics homework.

I do not see a good grade in your future.

(You might want to study enough civics to actually understand the law and the accusations before the court, (to say nothing of the difference between the Nazis and the Commies), before you hand in your final report.)

[guizot]

@tomndebb

I do not see a good grade in your future.

(You might want to study enough civics to actually understand the law and the accusations before the court, (to say nothing of the difference between the Nazis and the Commies), before you hand in your final report.)

[Oakminster]

@guizot

Mr. Hippie Gestapo

Band Name!

[The_Devil_s_Grandmother]

Hitler finds out Americans are calling each other Nazis

Sadly, the sound is not good.

[BigT]

@Nancarrow

Why would a Nazi judge force communism on anybody?

That’s the only reason I opened this thread, to see the tortured logic required to make this make sense. I kinda hoped it was pitting someone like Beck who thinks they’re the same thing.

[BrightNShiny]

@guizot

It’s Big Government like you that’s gonna make the Democrats fall this November.

If you can’t tell the difference between a Nazi and a Communist, you are probably too stupid to make it to the ballot box.

[elucidator]

Don’t be silly. Nazis have those funny glasses, only one eye, Communists have beards.

[John_Mace]

Well, at least the judge isn’t a Muslim. Other than that, can we blame this on Obama?

[aruvqan]

@ivn1188

For someone (the OP) who smokes weed
there is no justice
the judge reigns upon high
stomping on the rights
of our poor drug dealers
who are just trying to help people be happy, man

this case is about the man
trying to ban the devil weed
in the interest of “justice”
he tramples upon the rights
of my fellow dudes just tryin’ to get high

so what if i get high?
it doesn’t make me a bad man
people should respect my rights
to smoke this weed
nazi communist hippie justice
hurts my dealers

these people aren’t even actual dealers
their prices might be high
but the justice
system drives up the cost, man
if only we could all, like, smoke weed
we wouldn’t even have to worry about rights

the feds have us dead to rights
and the state don’t allow profits for dealers
who sell lovely medicinal weed
because some people like to get high
which makes them not respect the man
and his perverted justice

OP, quit crying about justice
no one is fucking with your rights
you keep crying about “the man”
and supporting scummy drug dealers
because you’re too stupid, lazy, and high
to even read the article you just linked about the laws on weed

So man up for great justice
put the weed down, and quit bitching about your “rights”
your dealer is a scumbag, and you’re too high.

Huzzah!

[Maeglin]

@Robot_Arm

The double dactyl is a much maligned and neglected verse form.

Neglected? It’s a little too young to be considered neglected.

[Jackmannii]

@guizot

Whatever, Mr. Hippie Gestapo.

Aha, he’s a Real Man Of Genius plotting to force potheads to drink Bud Light.