# Neal Horsley had sex with a mule?! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258 "2005-05-10T18:04:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/21 "2005-05-10T19:49:52Z")
Now that’s some interesting logic, right there. (Yes, **Larry** , I know it isn’t your logic, that you’re just illustrating the thought process. But DAMN!) I canot think of how to respond, other than to laugh and shake my head. How did we manage to become the dominant species again? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/22 "2005-05-10T19:54:13Z")
Horsley said, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.” “Dawn” you dumb fuck. It’s just “dawn” you get up at the crack of. ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/23 "2005-05-10T20:02:44Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > How did we manage to become the dominant species again? Our opposable thumbs allow us to grab other species and hump them into submission. Our intelligence allows us to figure out which species look sluttier, and are therefore “just begging” to be humped into submission. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/24 "2005-05-10T20:03:14Z")
> [@griffen2](#): > > when his own prostate got a little funky, he eschewed the **healing hand of Jesus** and sought out the best secular medicine money could buy. > [@](#): > > the 5 or 6 people who ever **tool** Neal Horsley seriously huhuhuh. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/25 "2005-05-10T20:08:41Z")
> [@NoPretentiousCodename](#): > > Our opposable thumbs allow us to grab other species and hump them into submission. > Our intelligence allows us to figure out which species look sluttier, and are therefore “just begging” to be humped into submission. 😉 You know what they say about **Giraffes** … ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/26 "2005-05-10T20:13:09Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > You know what they say about **Giraffes** … You’re just trying to goad the new mod here, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/27 "2005-05-10T20:14:48Z")
Hey. His becoming mod isn’t going to stop me from goading him. ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/28 "2005-05-10T20:19:51Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > You know what they say about **Giraffes** … That the legs go all the way up? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/29 "2005-05-10T20:22:16Z")
Woah, doing a giraffe anal would qualify as some world class porn. You could be the founder of PETA and I’d still understand if you wanted to check out that jpeg. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/30 "2005-05-10T20:22:13Z")
There seems to be an unwarranted presumption here that Mr. Horsley was the top in this tryst. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/31 "2005-05-10T20:24:42Z")
Okay… no I wouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/32 "2005-05-10T20:25:27Z")
Hell, I’m impressed if people can _walk_ on stilts. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/33 "2005-05-10T20:29:35Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > How did we manage to become the dominant species again? I’m guessing we won some big-ass bet. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/34 "2005-05-10T20:34:33Z")
I’m guessing it was a female mule? He’d never do anything ‘unatural’ like having sex with a male one. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/35 "2005-05-10T20:40:12Z")
> [@Vagus](#): > > I’m guessing it was a female mule? He’d never do anything ‘unatural’ like having sex with a male one. 😛 He said “girlfriend.” So I think it’s possible this mule (molly?) was underage to boot. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/36 "2005-05-10T20:42:54Z")
He must want to feel such an ass right now… I mean, uh… Probably none of it counts, because he says when it happened he was “a fool.” I expect that means it was pre-Jesus and thus doesn’t matter. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/37 "2005-05-10T20:45:09Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > You’re just trying to goad the new mod here, aren’t you? Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/38 "2005-05-10T20:52:40Z")
So i take it his family had no sheep, right? ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/39 "2005-05-10T21:06:50Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > I’m guessing we won some big-ass bet. What makes you think we _won_ the bet? ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/40 "2005-05-10T21:08:32Z")
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