# Neal Horsley had sex with a mule?! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258 "2005-05-10T18:04:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/41 "2005-05-10T21:25:07Z")
> [@vibrotronica](#): > > What makes you think we _won_ the bet? You may have something there. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/42 "2005-05-10T22:11:51Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > There seems to be an unwarranted presumption here that Mr. Horsley was the top in this tryst. Imagine him trying to [explain it](http://www.partiallyclips.com/pages/archive.php?id=1013&b=1&c=) if that went wrong. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/43 "2005-05-10T22:17:02Z")
“Brings to mind St. Preston of the Yukon…” “The Mountie? Rather a big fellow, I hear…” “Oh, indeed, he was a husky fucker…” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/44 "2005-05-10T23:00:21Z")
I pit the mule for having sex with Neal Horsley, even crossbreed animals should have some self respect. ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/45 "2005-05-10T23:11:15Z")
> [@](#): > > AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?” > > NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…" As I said in the other thread, if only we had known this before we elected Jimmy Carter… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/46 "2005-05-10T23:18:19Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > You know what they say about **Giraffes** … Deep throating is problematic? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/47 "2005-05-10T23:28:53Z")
Aggie joke. Animal husbandry. Fill in the blanks. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/48 "2005-05-10T23:51:50Z")
How do they practice safe sex in Georgia? They paint X’s on the ones that kick. I love how this guy makes it out like Colmes doesn’t understand about fucking animals because he’s some liberal city slicker who’s out of touch with the heartland. Anyone who’s a pro-lifer or a religious conservative might want to look into asking this guy to help in a different way than talking. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/49 "2005-05-11T00:14:52Z")
> [@elfbabe](#): > > As I said in the other thread, if only we had known this before we elected Jimmy Carter… All signs indicate that Mr. Carter is _waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay_ more intelligent than Mr. Horsley. Of course, that’s not a high bar to clear, but still… ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/50 "2005-05-11T01:29:35Z")
Mule, or little goat Neal Horsley, or muslim with a wife who’s having her period… What’s the difference? It’s allowed by god, or allah, isn’t it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/51 "2005-05-11T01:47:28Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > …I love how this guy makes it out like Colmes doesn’t understand about fucking animals because he’s some liberal city slicker who’s out of touch with the heartland… Well, hell, yes! I bet you any amount of money you want that if you ask Hannity’s Pencil Neck Bitch if he ever fucked a farm animal, he’d look you _right in the eye_ and swear he never done it! ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/52 "2005-05-11T02:05:30Z")
This whole thread is so wrong! I couldn’t help but snicker at the whole thing. So this horse fucker (or is it ass fucker?) - whatever - is now passing judgment on what other people do? That takes a hell of a lot of nads. Big fat hairy horse nads. If there were a vote on if it was/is/would ever be OK, I’d bet the vote would be neigh I mean nay! I wasted some time to read the cited “piece de resistance” (I’d call it a piece of something else). Know what I’d be tempted to use my opposable thumbs for? To slap the living horse shit out of him. Yeah, my post isn’t up to the standards of those with a quicker wit, but I had to try (shrug). Welcome to the horsely farm, where men are men and the sheep are nervous :eek: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/53 "2005-05-11T03:41:28Z")
:dubious: So just how tall is this guy, anyway? I mean, if he was getting it on with mules like [these](http://www.ruralheritage.com/mule_paddock/belgian_sorrelb.jpg) he’d need to stand on a stepladder unless he’s something like eight feet tall. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/54 "2005-05-11T03:44:51Z")
Maybe he went in for [miniature mules](http://www.lowerforty.com/images/isabella5.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/55 "2005-05-11T04:04:00Z")
> [@cher3](#): > > I’m finding the current MSNBC headline “Bush praises Georgians” a little more amusing than I usually would. I thought he was praising the other Georgia, the one in the Caucasus. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/56 "2005-05-11T04:26:28Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > I thought he was praising the other Georgia, the one in the Caucasus. Does it matter what he was actually praising? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/57 "2005-05-11T04:35:38Z")
> [@Ca3799](#): > > [http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre\_sex\_habits\_of\_the\_extreme\_rightwing.php#more](http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more) > > AC: “You had sex with animals?” > > NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.” > > AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.” > > NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?” > > AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?” > > NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…" But what if NH is speaking the truth? There might be a large untapped market out there. A market for what I do not know (and do not want to know), but a market for something none the less. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/58 "2005-05-11T05:32:11Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > But what if NH is speaking the truth? There might be a large untapped market out there. A market for what I do not know (and do not want to know), but a market for something none the less. Inflatable mules? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/59 "2005-05-11T05:50:06Z")
Are criminal charges being discussed? My understanding is that Georgia’s sodomy laws still prohibit sex in the ass. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/60 "2005-05-11T06:04:46Z")
What;s the strangest place you ever made whoopie? That would be in the ass, Bob. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258.md?page=4)