# Neal Horsley had sex with a mule?! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258 "2005-05-10T18:04:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![The\_Hook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@The\_Hook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hook)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/81 "2005-05-12T19:21:48Z")
It’s the mule’s fault for dressing so sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/82 "2005-05-12T19:59:01Z")
Also on the list of mud-fuckers – Spalding Gray. One of his monologues recalls an incident in which he smoked a bit of thai-stick in the great outdoors, got spontaneously aroused, and humped the muddy ground. Ecstasy! Joy! Total communion with Mother Earth! …and then orgasm, detumescence, and agonizing hours spent with an exruciatingly itchy Pete brought about by intimate contact with itchy peat. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/83 "2005-05-12T20:07:41Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Ha! I’ve read that the term “corn-holing” refers back to the agrarian practice of using an ear of corn to make an accomodating hole in some squishy earth for humping purposes. Jaysus… cereal rapists? I thought I’d satisfied some partners in the past but admittedly I don’t recall any of them ever accusing me of being hung like an “ear of corn.” ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/84 "2005-05-12T20:10:23Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Jaysus… cereal rapists? > > I thought I’d satisfied some partners in the past but admittedly I don’t recall any of them ever accusing me of being hung like an “ear of corn.” I guess you can hold your lover by the ears, huh? ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/85 "2005-05-12T20:25:00Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Also on the list of mud-fuckers – Spalding Gray. One of his monologues recalls an incident in which he smoked a bit of thai-stick in the great outdoors, got spontaneously aroused, and humped the muddy ground. Ecstasy! Joy! Total communion with Mother Earth! > > …and then orgasm, detumescence, and agonizing hours spent with an exruciatingly itchy Pete brought about by intimate contact with itchy peat. Is that the one where it turns out that a family on a boat saw the whole thing and the father threatens to kill him when they reach the shore? I thought he was fucking a clump of moss. > [@Kalhoun](#): > > I guess you can hold your lover by the ears, huh? Great. Now I’ve got “Dance Hall Days” by Wang Chung stuck in my head. Thanks a heap. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/86 "2005-05-12T22:38:46Z")
To be crude, to corn-hole something is to fuck it in the ass. Corn cobs were used as toilet… scrapers. Before toilet paper. I think the etmology is obvious. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/87 "2005-05-12T23:07:23Z")
Agony is reading this thread and not being able to get _ **Lee** _ Horsely untransmogrificated with _ **Neal** _ Horsely in my brain… ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258/88 "2005-05-12T23:10:34Z")
Lee Horsely cornholed Neal Horsely? Transmogrified is one of them fancy words that means “buttfucked” ain’t it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neal-horsley-had-sex-with-a-mule/303258.md?page=4)