# Neanderthals

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neanderthals/2957>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 31, 1999, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neanderthals/2957 "1999-08-31T06:20:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@Jorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jorge)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 1999, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neanderthals/2957/1 "1999-08-31T06:20:00Z")

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Occasionally in various works of fiction one comes across “fictoid”/“factoid” references to vestigial populations of humans more closely allied to Neanderthals than to Cro-Magnon (positing Neanderthal lineage to anything from the Basque to Bigfoot to Beowulf’s enemies !)

Is this all just coincidental “pigments” of several over-ripe imaginations, or is there some basis for all this ? (real or pseudoscientific, a la Von Daniken)

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- T.Pynchon, _Gravity’s Rainbow_.

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**Author:** ![John\_W.Kennedy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_w.kennedy/32/1031_2.png) [@John\_W.Kennedy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_W.Kennedy)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 1999, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neanderthals/2957/2 "1999-08-31T16:27:00Z")

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There is no actual fact behind it. Some racist theories in the past have been based on the notion. It could happen, in theory, but unless there’s a lost underground civilization somewhere in the Pyrinees, it looks like it ain’t so.

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John W. Kennedy  
“Compact is becoming contract; man only earns and pays.”  
– Charles Williams

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 1999, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neanderthals/2957/3 "1999-09-01T05:08:00Z")

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… although there are some antrhopologists who have found evidence recently that could imply that there was some cross-breeding between Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon. (I’m writing from work, I don’t have the magazine handy, but it was in _Archaeology_ magazine either this month or last month.)

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 1999, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neanderthals/2957/4 "1999-08-31T22:06:00Z")

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I had a summer McJob a few years back with a coworker who fit the classic Neanderthal body style. He was short, very stocky, and had the flattened, slanted forehead I’ve read about. He was also Robin Williams-hairy.

He was a pretty intelligent (and nice) guy, so I never thought much about it except that it was probably my over-active imagination linking him to the characters in Jean Auel’s “Clan of the Cave Bear” series that I had been reading around that time.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 1999, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neanderthals/2957/5 "1999-08-31T23:36:00Z")

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CkDextHaven: (hope I got that right…) Anyway, I believe _Scientific American_ had a related story maybe a year or so ago. Basically, it implied that it was very likely that Neanderthals ceased to exist because they inter-bred with Cro-Mag man and the C.M. genes took over as there were more C.M. men breding than there were Neanderthals in the first place.

So, I guess we all are related 😉

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**Author:** ![Pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pete)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 1999, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neanderthals/2957/6 "1999-09-01T04:21:00Z")

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sorry for being the slow idiot of the post, but what is the difference between neand and C.M.?

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**Author:** ![John\_W.Kennedy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_w.kennedy/32/1031_2.png) [@John\_W.Kennedy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_W.Kennedy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 1999, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neanderthals/2957/7 "1999-09-01T16:09:00Z")

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“Cro-magnon” and “Neanderthal” are names of early discoveries, like “Peking Man” and “Java Man”. These names are no longer working scientific terms, except when referring to specific historic specimens – _except_ that “Neanderthal” is actually used as the name of the species Homo neanderthalis (or possibly subspecies Home sapiens neanderthalis).

Cro-magnon is Homo sapiens (or subspecies Homo sapiens sapiens).

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John W. Kennedy  
“Compact is becoming contract; man only earns and pays.”  
– Charles Williams
