# nearly got in a fight for calling a girl a common piece of shit **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 23, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157 "2008-11-23T22:21:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/21 "2008-11-24T02:16:10Z")
Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin the bitches, slappin a hoe. Went to the park to get the scoop, knuckleheads out there, cold, shootin some hoops. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/22 "2008-11-24T02:20:08Z")
If one is to force one’s cock so roughly up the anus of the English language, one ought to have the basic decency to apply a little lube to ameliorate the hemorrhaging. …and take a fucking bath, you filthy peasant. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/23 "2008-11-24T02:30:00Z")
> [@dgrdfd](#): > > Is calling someone a “common piece of shit” worse than just calling them a “piece of shit?” Is that opposed to calling them a “special piece of shit?” For the English ‘common’ = ‘White Trash’ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/24 "2008-11-24T02:35:36Z")
I bet she was fat, too. Was she, was she fat? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/25 "2008-11-24T02:59:08Z")
If I was her my response would have been “all that money would buy you a bath I’d think. I take back my apology. You smell like Calvin Kline’s dead cat”. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/26 "2008-11-24T03:06:30Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Cruisin down the street in my 6 4, jockin the bitches, slappin a hoe. Went to the park to get the scoop, knuckleheads out there, cold, shootin some hoops. Because the boys in the hood are always hard… RIP, Eazy. Now, I really am curious to know…What would most dopers do in this situation. 'Cause although calling people ‘common pieces of shit’ aint quite my style, I really can’t see myself letting a comment like this slide. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/27 "2008-11-24T03:22:32Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Now, I really am curious to know…What would most dopers do in this situation. I’d say “No problem” about the apology, or maybe a “Don’t sweat it”. And maybe crack a joke or something. But mostly likely, I’d just walk away and wonder… “was it me?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/28 "2008-11-24T03:40:07Z")
I think the moral of the thread is Armani aftershave smells bad. Can’t really blame them. I’d put out some nasty smelling stuff too and charge a heap for it just to see if people will buy it if I were them. Skunk love number 5. If only I were Tyler Durdan and lived near a liposuction clinic… ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/29 "2008-11-24T03:51:30Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Now, I really am curious to know…What would most dopers do in this situation. You’re ugly. I can bathe. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/30 "2008-11-24T03:53:25Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > You’re ugly. I can bathe. That’s nice you can bath, but let’s skip the insults and stay on topic. Now…how would you have responded? ---
**Author:** ![supergoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@supergoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supergoose)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/31 "2008-11-24T04:18:16Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > That’s nice you can bath, but let’s skip the insults and stay on topic. Now…how would you have responded? Well if it was me, to be honest, I’d just accept the apology (“That’s okay”) and move on. I’m not very quick on my feet. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/32 "2008-11-24T04:19:03Z")
Whether she thought so or not, with aftershave and shower gel, you probably DID smell. Don’t mix your scents. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/33 "2008-11-24T04:22:16Z")
Hi, **START**! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/34 "2008-11-24T06:15:14Z")
The OP was lucky. I did get into a fight with a girl that I called a cheap whore, got my eye blacked too. She hit me with a bag of quarters. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/35 "2008-11-24T06:35:38Z")
Wow, you name dropped Armani and Prada? You’re a common piece of shit in scented wrappings. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/36 "2008-11-24T06:41:23Z")
People who get excited about Armani and Prada, let alone use it as a talking point, are clueless low class idiots. I can just imagine the neck wag with the finger moving back and forth. “Oh no you di’in’t! This doesn’t stink you common piece of shit, this is Armani and Prada.” Do you have a ‘Louis’ bag? When you were out did you go for the good stuff? Did they pass the Courvoisier, or did you drink Hypnotiq, like every other little ghetto slut who doesn’t know that if it’s advertised on a billboard it’s not that high class. If you don’t like what I have to say, don’t name drop your fucking perfume next time. It makes you sound like an idiot. It doesn’t make you high class, it just means that you were marketed to effectively. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/37 "2008-11-24T06:43:02Z")
Oh wait…no…no…it was Hennesy wasn’t it? Tell me it was Hennesy. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/38 "2008-11-24T06:54:34Z")
If you smell like Armani aftershave and Prada hair gel, you stink. (Are you sure you aren’t getting Armani and Drakkar Noir mixed up? I have a real good feeling that I know EXACTLY what you smell like - a little boy dressed up like a man). ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/39 "2008-11-24T07:33:53Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > If you smell like Armani aftershave and Prada hair gel, you stink. (Are you sure you aren’t getting Armani and Drakkar Noir mixed up? I have a real good feeling that I know EXACTLY what you smell like - a little boy dressed up like a man). When did Armani and Prada become manly? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/40 "2008-11-24T07:34:53Z")
[![](https://www.eartharchitecture.org/uploads/prada-marfa.jpg) ](https://www.eartharchitecture.org/uploads/prada-marfa.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157.md?page=3)