# nearly got in a fight for calling a girl a common piece of shit **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 23, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157 "2008-11-23T22:21:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/61 "2008-11-24T17:55:30Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > got me and my companions thrown out of the pub. You kicked out of a boozer? ::swoons in disbelief::: ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/62 "2008-11-24T18:00:16Z")
> [@CircleofWillis](#): > > The mind boggles… that’s like 9 D’s or something Nah, I got three titties all DDDs. You should see those tassles twirl! ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/63 "2008-11-24T18:01:05Z")
> [@CircleofWillis](#): > > The mind boggles… that’s like 9 D’s or something Now THOSE are some “bigguns” for sure! ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/64 "2008-11-24T18:01:39Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Nah, I got three titties all DDDs. You should see those tassles twirl! Yes, I should. ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/65 "2008-11-24T18:44:35Z")
> [@CircleofWillis](#): > > I am totally getting a Christian Bale in American Psycho vibe from the OP. You should’ve invited her up to your apartment for champagne on the plastic covered floor. No, his writing would have been more precise. ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/66 "2008-11-24T18:49:05Z")
> [@neutron\_star](#): > > No, his writing would have been more precise. I stand corrected… ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/67 "2008-11-24T19:19:10Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > A Harpy? A _Harpy_? How utterly déclassé! Anyone who is anyone cuts up a ho’s posse with [something custom](http://www.knifeart.com/). Peasant. Well, you know, if a Harpy is good enough for Hannibal The Cannibal, then its good enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/68 "2008-11-24T19:19:28Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Nah, I got three titties all DDDs. You should see those tassles twirl! Now _I’m_ picturing some kind of World War II bomber. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/69 "2008-11-24T19:24:27Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > WEAK. > > I would have yelled out, “Call 911 for this Puma-wearing slut!” then it would have been a knee to the gut immediately followed by a rising elbow strike to the nose as she was doubling over; after she was on the ground it would have been a flying double-knee drop on her head and chest, then I would have pulled my Gerber Mark II knife to give her a Glasgow Smile. Then I would have used her head like a ventriloquist dummy, saying to her friends, “I am just a common piece of shit!” > > Or, I would have, you know, just ignored it. > > Top THAT, you common writer of posts! Well, like, you know, I did offer ignoring it as one of my options but she just wouldn’t let up. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/70 "2008-11-24T19:25:39Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Now _I’m_ picturing some kind of World War II bomber. I was thinking more of the Ford [Tri-Motor](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Trimotor). ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/71 "2008-11-24T19:32:31Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > Well, you know, if a Harpy is good enough for Hannibal The Cannibal, then its good enough for me. I didn’t say this and you never heard me because this whole conversation never occurred; but one of my secret, grubby little pleasures is sometimes carrying a Harpy. It’s exactly the same enjoyment that one gets out of popping down to Zabar’s for paté while wearing one’s Burberry track suit. ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/72 "2008-11-24T19:40:33Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > I was thinking more of the Ford [Tri-Motor](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Trimotor). ..and I was thinking of breasts… sigh… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/73 "2008-11-24T20:14:44Z")
“Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt-it is so big.” ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/74 "2008-11-24T20:29:38Z")
I am always amused by people who buy products made by a brand which became famous for making an entirely dissimilar product. Like buying a Lamborghini laptop. I mean, what the fuck? I’ll take one of those Faberge Plasma TVs, and a Victoria’s Secret desk lamp please! But at least you’re still getting some conspicuous consumption-y status value out of the product if the brand if obvious (as with the aforementioned laptop). But Prada shower gel? That’s just pure insanity. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/75 "2008-11-25T03:41:06Z")
The guy I’m talking to on my Nintendo cellphone says you suck, **Parker**. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/76 "2008-11-25T03:42:33Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > The guy I’m talking to on my Nintendo cellphone says you suck, **Parker**. If that was true, you would at least have some serious geek cred. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/77 "2008-11-25T04:58:17Z")
My very first pair of eyeglasses were Nintendo brand. They even came with a little snap-case with Mario on it. I carried that case on through to college and beyond, just to make sure my parents wouldn’t accidentally throw it out. It sits on an unseen shelf in my closet gathering dust, but if I ever found I had lost it, I’d be on the phone with my sister right away, trying to get hers. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/78 "2008-11-25T05:06:23Z")
(My precautionary efforts may have been misplaced, though… In the end, it was my Nintendo that my parents ended up accidentally throwing out.) ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/79 "2008-11-25T05:24:23Z")
I grow concerned that the OP has not returned. Did we (well, y’all, really, as this is my first post on this thread) perhaps offend his high society sensibilities? Do smells travel over the internet? I biked to work today, perhaps my offensive manliness overpowered him … retroactively? O please come back **Riddle Diddle Do** , do. We need your insights into etiquette and personal hygiene. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157/80 "2008-11-25T06:41:12Z")
I suppose he just wandered in from The Rest of the Internet, and did not find this place to his liking, what with all the grammar and lack of lols and stuff. I’m crushed, CRUSHED, I say. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearly-got-in-a-fight-for-calling-a-girl-a-common-piece-of-shit/474157.md?page=5)