# Nearwildheaven, you're a racist piece of shit
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [December 2, 2017, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303 "2017-12-02T04:51:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/1 "2017-12-02T04:51:48Z")
In a [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843199) on murder victims who needed to die, nearwildheaven presents us with the [case of Martin Lee Anderson](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20632568&postcount=29), a vile criminal who, God save us, was killed by prison guards before he could wreak yet more devastation upon society.
Martin’s crime? Well, he stole his grandmother’s car. And some candy. And violated curfew. He was killed by guards at a Florida “boot camp” for juvenile offenders. Also, he was 14 years old. Clearly a hardened criminal who could not be allowed to live. Did I mention that he was black? Those guards clearly did us all (we white folk) a favor in killing him.
The alternative, according to nearwildheaven, is that he would have been released, and he might have dated our (white) daughters! Quel horreur! The audacity of the criminal black child who should not live! I know I’ve heard of this black youth threatening white womanhood before, if only I could think of where!
Nearwildheaven says she was nearly kicked off of some other message board for saying that the guards did the world a favor for killing young Martin Lee Anderson. But here, praise be, we welcome all kinds of racists.
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### Author:  [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/2 "2017-12-02T05:04:00Z")
Where did I say he deserved to die because he was black and might date my (non-existent) daughters? You’re pulling something out of your rear end.
I will say that I am Caucasian, and if I’d had kids, there ARE a lot of black kids I wouldn’t have wanted them dating. There are a lot of white, Asian, etc. kids I wouldn’t have wanted them dating either.
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### Author:  [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/3 "2017-12-02T05:07:42Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> Where did I say he deserved to die because he was black and might date my (non-existent) daughters? You’re pulling something out of your rear end.
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> I will say that I am Caucasian, and if I’d had kids, there ARE a lot of black kids I wouldn’t have wanted them dating. There are a lot of white, Asian, etc. kids I wouldn’t have wanted them dating either.
[You](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20632568&postcount=29): Many times, I asked them, “Had he gotten out, would you have wanted him at your kids’ school? Dating your daughter(s)? Would you take him into your home if he had no place to go?”
You don’t think race had anything to do with it? Tell me, do you think white children who steal candy deserve to die?
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### Author:  [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/4 "2017-12-02T05:57:33Z")
It’s telling that the thing you are most concerned with is being called racist.
Not, you know, \*\*supporting capital punishment for someone crashing granny’s car and stealing candy after curfew. \*\*
Racism is the _best_ case scenario here.
If I were in charge of that board, it wouldn’t have just been a banning. It would have involved tracking you down in real life. If your sense of proportion in punishment is that far out of wack, I’d be worried how you punished your own children.
You not only said this horrible shit but repeated it here like we’d all find it reasonable. What the goddamned fuck is wrong with you?
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### Author:  [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/5 "2017-12-02T06:36:28Z")
While we’re here, let’s take a moment to appreciate **nearwildheaven’s** bonus-trolling: Her thread in which she explains that the _real_ problem is that women don’t understand what sexual harassment is.
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843507](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843507)
We’re so lucky to have shitheads like **nearwildheaven** around to explain it for us pretty little airheads.
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### Author:  [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/6 "2017-12-02T07:21:42Z")
> [@BigT](#):
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> If I were in charge of that board, it wouldn’t have just been a banning. It would have involved tracking you down in real life.
Tracking someone down in real life? Why would you do that?
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### Author:  [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/7 "2017-12-02T07:23:55Z")
> [@Merneith](#):
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> While we’re here, let’s take a moment to appreciate **nearwildheaven’s** bonus-trolling: Her thread in which she explains that the _real_ problem is that women don’t understand what sexual harassment is.
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843507](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843507)
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> We’re so lucky to have shitheads like **nearwildheaven** around to explain it for us pretty little airheads.
Yeah, I couldn’t believe that one. She just blows off young women getting raped with her breezy comment dismissing rape culture. **nearwildheaven** hasn’t ever been on my radar, but all if a sudden tonight, what the ever-loving fuck??
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### Author:  [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/8 "2017-12-02T07:34:00Z")
My grandmother died 2 years ago. Otherwise I would wonder if she is nearwildheaven.
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### Author:  [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/9 "2017-12-02T08:19:58Z")
> [@Helena330](#):
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> Yeah, I couldn’t believe that one. She just blows off young women getting raped with her breezy comment dismissing rape culture. **nearwildheaven** hasn’t ever been on my radar, but all if a sudden tonight, what the ever-loving fuck??
You just haven’t been paying attention. Which is probably for the best.
> [@Has anyone ever been falsely accused of rape by/involving minor or during high school?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-been-falsely-accused-of-rape-by-involving-minor-or-during-high-school/683040/8):
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> When I was in college (and I’m going to mention their races because it’s relevant to the discussion), a black girl wanted to date a black football player, and when he turned her down AGAIN, she went to the ER and said that he and 3 white football players (whom she refused to name) had raped her. :mad: The exam revealed that not only was she not raped, she was a virgin! Usually, you can’t tell, but in this case, they could.
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> He was taken in for questioning until all the results came back, and he was very distrustful of women for quite some time, as one could imagine.
> [@Has anyone ever been falsely accused of rape by/involving minor or during high school?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-ever-been-falsely-accused-of-rape-by-involving-minor-or-during-high-school/683040/8):
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> Several years ago, I worked with a woman whose (now ex-) husband worked at the local alternative high school, and she claimed that he was cheating on her with at least one of his students. I say “worked” and not “taught” because this was not a school where any learning took place; it was simply a place to warehouse the worst of the worst kids until the law said they didn’t have to go to school any more. :rolleyes:
> [@Are rape victims more likely to be raped again?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-rape-victims-more-likely-to-be-raped-again/418339/55):
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> Can’t recall where I read this, but I read an account a while back from a woman who did this too, and she couldn’t get over the number of women who said they had been raped 10, 20, or even more times. :eek: She asked the center’s coordinator, “What are these women DOING to experience thing again and again?” and the coordinator explained to her about sexual abuse, high risk behavior, etc. and that some people (not just women) unconscious put themselves in situation where they will be victimized, often because they feel they deserve it or just don’t know any better. ☹
Not to single out the blacks, or women who cry ‘rape’ though, she also doesn’t like all these autistic kids having big birthday parties like the kind she was never invited to just so they can get a bunch of presents and attention and fun and stuff.
> [@Autistic child has birthday party, nobody comes, police department saves the day](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autistic-child-has-birthday-party-nobody-comes-police-department-saves-the-day/768553/1):
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> I swear, I hear at least one of these stories a week. I’m starting to think that some parents (OK, mothers) of kids with autism, or other special needs, are setting this up so they can get a free party and a gift grab for their kid, and some sympathetic TV coverage too. And it’s always the police who show up, and often pay for the parties out of their own pockets. The latest one from my area involved renting an entire paintball facility for the child, his family, and the police and their families. 😕 …
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> (Lest anyone here think I don’t know anything about this, I was often that one child who wasn’t invited to this or that event, and I was told that parents tell their kids that they can invite everyone on the list, minus one. :rolleyes: Imagine how I felt when I found out that isn’t generally true.)
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/10 "2017-12-02T08:21:00Z")
> [@BigT](#):
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> It’s telling that the thing you are most concerned with is being called racist.
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> Not, you know, \*\*supporting capital punishment for someone crashing granny’s car and stealing candy after curfew. \*\*
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> Racism is the _best_ case scenario here.
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> If I were in charge of that board, it wouldn’t have just been a banning. It would have involved tracking you down in real life. If your sense of proportion in punishment is that far out of wack, I’d be worried how you punished your own children.
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> You not only said this horrible shit but repeated it here like we’d all find it reasonable. What the goddamned fuck is wrong with you?
You know what’s just as bad as racism? Stalking people. What the goddamned fuck is wrong with _you_?
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### Author:  [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/11 "2017-12-02T08:43:15Z")
On having their (her?) earlier post quoted for me in the relevant thread, I’ll have to agree.
I can put down the callous disregard for the basic value of human life as being symptomatic of something like depression or general mental laziness in the form of, “If you just kill everyone that could be problematic, then you’re never going to have anything problematic happen.”
But the description of the kid’s crimes that we are given make that assumption untenable. I don’t think that if you told her that a white kid went joyriding and stole a lollipop that her instinct would be “murder now!”
I imagine that she does believe that she’s simply using the logic I stated. But I suspect that it would not be hard to demonstrate that her implicit expectation of what a person would do, given a known set of facts, would diverge greatly if you changed the race of the person and nothing else.
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### Author:  [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/12 "2017-12-02T09:29:29Z")
> [@BigT](#):
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> It’s telling that the thing you are most concerned with is being called racist.
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> Not, you know, \*\*supporting capital punishment for someone crashing granny’s car and stealing candy after curfew. \*\*
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> Racism is the _best_ case scenario here.
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> If I were in charge of that board, it wouldn’t have just been a banning. It would have involved tracking you down in real life. If your sense of proportion in punishment is that far out of wack, I’d be worried how you punished your own children.
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> You not only said this horrible shit but repeated it here like we’d all find it reasonable. What the goddamned fuck is wrong with you?
You’re not even in charge of your own basement. Fuck off with your “we.”-You are a sad, lonely child doing time in your own skin.
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### Author:  [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/13 "2017-12-02T09:42:40Z")
People who needed to die and deserved to die:
- Hitler
- Dahmer
- The Peado Priest
- Trujillo
- Tommy Desimone
- That fucker who came to my eleventh birthday and broke the chain on my bike.
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### Author:  [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/14 "2017-12-02T10:04:42Z")
NWH has long been on my radar as a fucking moron and mouth-breather. God forbid she’s an actual pharmacist! People are risking their lives to an incompetent jackass.
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### Author:  [@Tee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tee)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/15 "2017-12-02T10:22:46Z")
Long on my radar as well, for peddling disinformation and general shit-stirring.
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### Author:  [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/16 "2017-12-02T10:37:19Z")
> [@BigT](#):
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> If I were in charge of that board, it wouldn’t have just been a banning. It would have involved tracking you down in real life.
So how’s your Mod audition going?
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### Author:  [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/17 "2017-12-02T10:45:39Z")
> [@Tee](#):
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> Long on my radar as well, for peddling disinformation and general shit-stirring.
She really embodies a weird mix of self-loathing misogyny/apologisim with total obsession with women . . .she’s profoundly uninterested in anything to do with men and treats them as flat stock characters in any narrative. If I found out she was a man who was abused as a child and has been lurking/adopting a female persona in the internet for years, I wouldn’t be surprised.
But it’s the smilies that drive me batty.
And the ebola obsession. That’s weird.
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### Author:  [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/18 "2017-12-02T12:20:34Z")
[Racist piece of shit spewed her hatred my way here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20474065&postcount=56)
Fucking trash.
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### Author:  [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/19 "2017-12-02T13:07:59Z")
As someone who [asked](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20632763&postcount=37) her in the thread linked by the OP, _“Is that really the standard for justifying murder? Really? You don’t think that, by that metric, there’d be millions of people who “deserved” to be murdered?”_, and received no response, I welcome this pitting. What a cynical, brutal, shitty way of regarding your fellow humans. Absent any further explanation, I agree with the OP that there’s definitely some racial animus going on there.
However, in light of **kayaker** ’s linked post, I don’t think it’s _just_ racism. There’s a general misanthropy on display here that is sickening:
> [@kayaker](#):
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> [Racist piece of shit spewed her hatred my way here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20474065&postcount=56)
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> Fucking trash.
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### Author:  [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nearwildheaven-youre-a-racist-piece-of-shit/803303/20 "2017-12-02T13:30:54Z")
Fully support this pitting. Always thought she was at least an idiot if not worse. But no one else seemed disturbed by her so I thought it was me.
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